Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 23, 2021

Look behind you, if you can!!

FedEx strikes again.

When it absolutely positively has to stay on the truck and be given a tour of the USA.

The company president delivered newspapers as a kid – half the time they would get thrown on the roof.

The turtle could use rear-view mirror(s).

Or could benefit from having a bird ride on his back.

See today’s B.C. : https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2021/07/23

Is that a box turtle?

If that’s not your front porch, tell us where it is!

A different version of the shell game….

I have two front doors, one covered and protected the other not…guess which one they always leave the package at…

The delivery guy threw it on the roof, just like your paperboy used to do.

LMAO! Good one

Should put a note on his back:

“Do not place deliveries her”

Purolator once left my bagel order in the garbage box.

For realzies.

A package that I ordered was addressed correctly but delivered to someone in a town 80 miles away, and USPS has no explanation why and can’t or won’t try to retrieve it. It’s still unresolved.

Priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day!

Is this an homage to all the folks who can’t find the glasses they’ve parked on their head?

Last time this happened to me, the FedEx guy left the package in the lobby of the building next door. Guess he had trouble telling a 30 from a 24.

Always check the roof!

Cute toon today :-)

This turtle must be a Shaolin Monk; it has achieved balance with all things except UPS. Kwai Chang Cain would be proud.