Close to Home by John McPherson for July 20, 2021

How does she keep from turning people into stone these days. Uh Bleeb no peaking.

I want to know how the snakes are able to kill the rats. Do they leave her head, or does Medusa lie down and hope the rats get close enough.

Medusa was said to be very effective as a pest control person. The problem was she changed all her clients into stone.;-D

If looks could kill, you be a Medusa… with really scraggly, scaly, hair…

Nasty, nasty Bleeb!

You don’t want to be at home while she’s doing her pest control thing, though. Take the dog and the cat and go somewhere else for the day.

Her 15 minutes of claim to fame is that Samuel L. Jackson once threw her off of a plane.

So how come Zeebler’s not stoned?

Mrs zeebler looks…petrified buh doom psst

“Zenith ” is the top pest control company around.

Medusa likes to get her tentacles into all aspects of the company.

The office workers myth her when she’s gone.

Really? I thought sure she would become a lawyer. Medusa, Esquire. Has a nice ring to it.

I thought she was working for MacroMicroMedia.

https://www.gocomics.com/working-daze/2005/01/27

Mrs. Zeebler does look a little rattled…

“Mrs. Zeebler?”

“Mrs. Zeebler, are you okay?”

“Dang! It happened again!… I’m never gonna get paid?”

[BLEEB!….. LEGS!!!… you’re gonna get called to Human Resources, again!]

What if the rodents wear sunglasses?

Over qualified though she may be……

Snakes! Why is it always snakes!?!

In The Courageous Princess series, Rod Espinosa did an excellent job showing how a Medusa like character could be a hero. Gaze is her young son and each snake had a different ability: Fear, Obey, Confusion, Stone.

What if Medusa looks in the mirror. Does she turn to stone herself?

Turn the mice to stone and thriw them T the rats.

Bleeb looks up and says “nice asp”.