Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 31, 2021

“The Captain has turned off the No Probing sign…”

So THAT’S why we haven’t heard of more alien abductions from the USA!

“Dang, you’re right! I forgot. Cutting off tractor beam NOW. Whoops. That’s gonna leave a stain.”

Maybe we can sub-contract these guys to administer shots while they are investigating specimens.

“You said you wouldn’t say such things in the presence of our guests.”

Whattt? How much can 950 face masks weigh?

Fat people are more difficult to abduct; there’s more of them to miss.

Tubby Tubby two by four, couldn’t get through the spacecraft door !

So you’re saying that all of that sweat I’ve put in will end in me being more likely to be probed. “Where’s my Haagen Daaz? It’s time for an adult ice cream party”!

and that’s what the anal probes are for , to see if they can lighten the load to reduce fees

Bubba always knew those extra double cheeseburgers with fries and a coke would come in handy someday

So that’s why I’ve never been abducted…

Better try another country, then.

Pretty safe in Oz & So.USA