Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 06, 2021

Remember that Dad the next time she refers to Miles as your son.

“The vacuum halfway up the drapes.” What does that mean?

Is she sure Kevin had nothing to do with it? That sounds like his work.

I’m not sure, but taking him out to the driving range and making him watch his dad hit a bucket of balls might be as good a punishment as no television.

Just send Miles over to Kevin’s house, and make him Kevin’s mother’s problem…

Give him a break, mom. He was trying to help you clean!

Hah! I went from being a dirty little boy to dirty old man.

What did he do this time?

Prime example of “Unclear on the Concept”

Put a golf hat on Miles and take hin to the range with you. A caddie to tee your balls up for you. You’ll love it, he’ll hate it, father/son time done right!

Why does it take both of them?

I just never got caught.

Make him caddy for you. He’d hate it but it’s exercise under close supervision and you and the wife can do what you’d like.

It does seem as if, this time, Miles was actually trying to do a good thing.

Sounds like he listened to another one of Kevin’s ideas.

So…telling him NOT to do those things doesn’t work?

Vacuum up the drapes? What?- How?- Why? Agh.

That’s not fair! How do you even know Miles did it?

OK, Mom. Now we want another strip of your antics.