Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 31, 2021

In defense of Dads I’m sure we all have some pretty good Dadisms of our own. The problem is they’re a lot like muzzleloaders – only good for one shot.

Are there any “good” Dad jokes? 8^ )

Uh-oh. Time for Janis to see an audiologist.

Has Janis ever told a good joke?

So, this joke was stolen from Woody Allen, who probably stole it from Eddie Cantor, who claimed he wrote it in the 1940s.

Beats being remembered as a joke.

I’ve been seeing hallucinations for a while. But I am starting to get better; I’m starting to see a psychiatrist.

My psychiatrist just diagnosed me with schizophrenia..

I was really worried until I remembered I don’t have a psychiatrist

My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues…I’ll show him.

My psychiatrist made me do a Rorschach test today…

…but I don’t get it, she just kept on showing me pictures of my parents fighting

C’mon Janis. That’s was good.

Cherish each one of them!

Wonder where he first heard that one.

I notice that they both laughed… ッ

My wife said she was happy when she made me or her father laugh.

This joke was used by Woody Allen at the end of “Annie Hall.”

Hey…I resemble that remark! ;o]

It’s a WOODY ALLEN joke!!!

Dad jokes are like puns. Which Janis is demonstrating.

I agree that there’s nothing wrong with Janis’ hearing. She’s just saying a dad joke is by definition a bad joke. But what I most enjoy about my hearing aids is being able to listen to podcasts streaming via bluetooth to my ears without any visible connection while I’m out walking. The downside: when I want to talk with someone I have to pull out my phone and stop the streaming—which looks rude.

I remember that joke…

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.

OK, both.

“…and she don’t eat much, just chicken feed.”

“Now I know a lady, she’s a mighty fine lady / Got a heart of gold, she wouldn’t hurt a fly / She’s just tryin’ to get by and keep her house in order / But you know that her husband, he worked so hard that he come unglued / He come unwrapped, he just snapped, thinks he’s a chicken / That’s right, one of them cackling Colonel Sanders’ types / He roosts in the bush by the side of the house / Well it’s none of my business but one day I said / “Have you ever thought about findin’ him a doctor who could make him well” / And she said “Well, I have now and then, but then again / He don’t eat much just chickenfeed and all that peckin’ in the ground don’t hurt nothin’ / Heaven knows, we can use the eggs”"