I’ve been a dirty old man all my life. I made a wonderful living out of playing in the dirt and see no reason to stop.
On the other side of the coin, I remember mentally undressing my First Grade Teacher (she was hot). But she wasn’t any more defined than my Sisters Barbie doll.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago
The ladies do seem to like when you do that.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
What’s with the crossed arms? They look like they’re about to do that Russian squat dance.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Maybe he can come up with something while he’s taking a shower.
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
Good personal hygiene is also on the list of things most women like.
Oh, extra word of advice to Cliff, putting a thumbtack on her chair, while both a spontaneous act and a classic, is usually not appreciated.
Kroykali over 3 years ago
Maybe do your job?
Michael G. over 3 years ago
An impervious aura of oblivion.
gantech over 3 years ago
Zing!
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
I am sure any behavioral improvement by Cliff would be completely unexpected.
Frer Squirrel over 3 years ago
I expect that Cliff will turn his hat around backwards.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
In Cliff’s case, they would probably prefer spontaneous combustion.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Try taking your shades off.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
Plant a big one right on her lips there … see how she likes that kind of spontaneity.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
I’ve been a dirty old man all my life. I made a wonderful living out of playing in the dirt and see no reason to stop.
On the other side of the coin, I remember mentally undressing my First Grade Teacher (she was hot). But she wasn’t any more defined than my Sisters Barbie doll.
bakana over 3 years ago
Or, as Redd Foxx once advised: You gotta Wash Your @ss, Cliff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s