Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 23, 2021

Well it should be.

Considering the questionable Olympic sports/ events (dance, curling, synchronized swimming, etc), can sex be far, thaaat far off? I go with George Carlin’s definition of sports vs activities. The potential for grievous bodily injury.

I’m sure there are plenty of adult films that use that premise as their “script”.

All that practicing for nothing but, then again, you might still get a medal.

Due to Covid restrictions, it has to be played in separate rooms.

Gold medal for the fastest?

Would Tantric be a Metal sport

That would be the most watched event. All the men would giving the winner a sitting ovation.

Don’t they call that Beach Handball?

The International Handball Federation’s rules and regulations require men to wear shorts that fall no longer than 10 centimeters (about 4 inches) above their knees. But the rules for women are more specific, and revealing:

“Female athletes must wear bikini bottoms … with a close fit and cut on an upward angle toward the top of the leg,” the rules state. “The side width must be of a maximum of 10 centimeters.”

https://www.npr.org/2021/07/21/1018768633/a-womens-beach-handball-team-is-fined-for-not-wanting-to-wear-bikini-bottoms

It’s not an “official” Olympic sport. From some of the things I’ve read, it may be an unofficial Olympic sport or at least one which a lot of Olympic athletes participate in while in the Olympic Village.

you have to love a sport that most people practice badly enthusiastically…

Points for position difficulty, speed, and endurance.

I’m not in any position to comment at this moment…

You may not get a medal, but usually there is a happy ending

He misunderstood her when she said she had her heart set on gold.

All that training for naught.

But all the ‘heats’ are really great.

“Why is everybody signing up for the Marathon?”

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Maybe not, but there’s more money in it at a professional level.

With the pandemic still going strong in Japan it might be an Olympics to miss.

Johnny Craig???

Don’t be discouraged. Continue training!!

It’s the most popular indoor sport and the most popular spectator sport.

They’ve been practicing vigorously, no doubt.

It is if you do it right.

does it matter if they have it in the Olympics if you’ve lost your amateur status?

I heard it was. Just no judges or medals.

“Honey, they had to leave it out, no one could get past the high-dive”…

“Well we should continue training in preparation for when the do my love.”

Olympic sport!? Heck, I spent my college career just trying to find women who wanted to play at all.

But how would you score it? The better you perform, the more your partner wins.