Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2021

Of course most notable is “I told you I felt Sick”.

At first glance, I thought she looked like Blanch. Had me a little worried.

I wanted to put “But I had a coupon” on my husband’s.

I have been told to get out of many of yards. Probably his too.

I might go with “I could just plotz”.

So, no dance?

What you gonna do if we don’t want to?

what’s this? a new artist? looks too different.

I can see lots of kids dancing on his grave…that sure looks like an invitation!

These days its more like…”(cough,cough) It’s all a (wheeze, cough) hoax!

Maybe I should have got vaccinated.

“If not, I’ll swat you with my cane from the great beyond!”

I like Ron Popiel’s: But wait, there’s more

Second one free just pay a separate fee.

Ha!

“I lie here for my final rest/So if you’re reading this GET OFF MY CHEST!”

Hey You, Get offa My Plot!

And as the kids get stuck and start to slowly sink into the ground …

… the plot thickens …

I want them to put a welcome mat on mine.

On my tombstone….”hey, watch this.”

H. G. Wells said that his epitaph should read “I told you so. You damned fools.” In the event it was never used, for he was cremated and his ashes dumped into the English Channel.

And she’s gonna plant Poison Ivy on his grave too@

We’re gonna miss you – Clint.

“Don’t make me come up there!”

W.C. Fields: “All things considered, I’d still rather be here than in Philadelphia”.

Are adults allowed on his plot? Sounds like they are.

Please don’t bury me

Inside the cold cold ground

Cut me up into little pieces

And pass them all around

Give my brain to the hurricane

And the blind can have my eyes

And the deaf can have both of my ears

If they don’t mind the size.

Huh?

It was his favorite line for buying strange food etc, ‘but I had a coupon’.