Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 05, 2021

Sponsored by the paper based cleaning product industry, are we?

Marigold must’ve seen those “Charmin” commercials.

It’s like Unicorns only do things because they get paid, and that’s just really sad.

I’ve always assumed that “magic” is what made Bounty the “quicker picker-upper”

Sufficiently advanced household articles are indistinguishable from magic?

Don’t wanna know, don’t wanna know…

H’m. Magical lint. Must be some kinda market for that…

“Dp you believe in Magic” comes to mind! (The Lovin’ Spoonfull) !

Excel-lint, Phoebe!

I’m surprised that she doesn’t have a paper towel roll on her ‘holder.’

It’s really working???? NICE!

What does she think of toilet paper?

I don’t want to know what about a unicorn needs something highly absorbent…

The paper towels were indeed a bounty.

So lint rollers can work on sparkles, who knew?

The Schticky’s better.

Plus, you can cut the discarded strips into fun shapes and they should make great decorations, what with all the sparkles stuck to them.

“The Quicker-Picker-Upper !!” …

(Especially useful with Equine types !) … ;)

“If you like that, you should try the toilet paper.” —guy on the side of the Trader Joe’s toilet paper cellophane.