Ours has a button marked “Beverage.” It’s fine for my instant coffee in the wintertime when the tap water is cold, but in the summertime, the coffee will scald my tongue if I use that setting. The one that says “soften” (meant for ice cream) will melt it into a puddle. It’s better to just use the timer.
StephenRice about 3 years ago
’Course, this was back in the day when microwaves burned wood or coal.
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ours has a button marked “Beverage.” It’s fine for my instant coffee in the wintertime when the tap water is cold, but in the summertime, the coffee will scald my tongue if I use that setting. The one that says “soften” (meant for ice cream) will melt it into a puddle. It’s better to just use the timer.
electricshadow Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now try selling one to Yosemite Sam.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
Does it also have buttons for “spearmint” and “peppermint”?
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Got no place to plug it in.”
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
It’s between the ones labeled “Roadkill” and “Armadillo”.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
What if this here corn ain’t my pops?
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
if ya got more ’an one varmint ya need to hit passel first…
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
I have a microwave and my wife is continually pushing my buttons.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
You can defrost them ham hocks.
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Don’t forget to poke some holes in them or you’re gonna have a mess.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 3 years ago
There’s even a “critter” setting!
Lablubber about 3 years ago
The Blazing Saddles mod has has a beans setting.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ok. But I sure hope I never have to use the ‘mangy pole-cat’ setting!
ekke about 3 years ago
Still faster than a solar-powered woodstove!