This would have been posted yesterday, but I fell asleep waiting for the new comics to load:
A wife has been complaining about the slow-running drain in the kitchen for some time now. She tells her husband, “You have to do something about the sink TODAY!”
“All right, all right,” the husband replies. Meanwhile, the wife feels bad about yelling at her husband like she did. A couple of hours later, she comes into the kitchen and sees a pair of legs protruding from underneath the sink. Thinking she can make amends, she kneels down beside the sink and proceeds to administer a first-class backrub. Smiling, she stands up, fixes her lipstick, and goes into the living room…where she sees her husband sitting in his favorite chair.
“Well, you’ll be happy to know I did something about the sink, Dear,” he says. “I hired a plumber!”
What’s astounding about bowling 3 strikes in a row? When I bowled I did that all the time. My best game 10 pin was a 250 (a perfect game, all strikes is 300). In 5 pin a perfect game is 450, and my average was 350, best game a 395. I’d be impressed by a perfect game as that I’ve never seen but I’ve known children who could bowl three strikes in a row.
eromlig about 3 years ago
This would have been posted yesterday, but I fell asleep waiting for the new comics to load:
A wife has been complaining about the slow-running drain in the kitchen for some time now. She tells her husband, “You have to do something about the sink TODAY!”
“All right, all right,” the husband replies. Meanwhile, the wife feels bad about yelling at her husband like she did. A couple of hours later, she comes into the kitchen and sees a pair of legs protruding from underneath the sink. Thinking she can make amends, she kneels down beside the sink and proceeds to administer a first-class backrub. Smiling, she stands up, fixes her lipstick, and goes into the living room…where she sees her husband sitting in his favorite chair.
“Well, you’ll be happy to know I did something about the sink, Dear,” he says. “I hired a plumber!”
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
I’ve seen plenty of Bill Murray movies, but never Kingpin.
wjones about 3 years ago
They could have used that delay time to fix the font to make it easier to read.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Geologists have rocks in their head.
Gent about 3 years ago
What’s this, ancient climate change alarmism?
CaptainRC about 3 years ago
Texas = “wild” and “outrageous”…
Sounds about right.
theincrediblebulk about 3 years ago
What’s astounding about bowling 3 strikes in a row? When I bowled I did that all the time. My best game 10 pin was a 250 (a perfect game, all strikes is 300). In 5 pin a perfect game is 450, and my average was 350, best game a 395. I’d be impressed by a perfect game as that I’ve never seen but I’ve known children who could bowl three strikes in a row.
BearsDown Premium Member about 3 years ago
“What’s an Alaska?”
“I don’t know, Alaska.”
James Wolfenstein about 3 years ago
And when they want to say “weird”, they say “Austin” :D
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ja, han er riktig.
imbas5511 about 3 years ago
Not digging the new font.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
And in Texas “Norway” means time for a nap.
Take care, may famous Rams quarterback Roman Gabrielord be with you, and gesundheit.
FassEddie about 3 years ago
We saw Kingpin in the theater and laughed our butts off. Bill was fabulous in that role. “Tanqueray and Tab.”
Saddenedby Premium Member about 3 years ago
TEXAS
EricS.Harris about 3 years ago
Am I the only one who finds the new lettering hard to read? If so, do you find the way it’s lettered to be the problem, or the size?
Petemejia77 about 3 years ago
That’s Bill Murray?? Thought it was a elfin wizard screaming at his cauldron.
poppacapsmokeblower about 3 years ago
In Canada, cattle guards are called Texas gates.
J. R. M. about 3 years ago
And in English, vandalism and barbarism is derived from actual groups of peoples.
J. R. M. about 3 years ago
After Mt. Pinatubo erupted in 1991, N. America saw one of the coldest and snowiest winters in 1992/93
Jaime Jean M about 3 years ago
The Texas thing must be a recent development. Never heard it when I lived in Norway in the 80s – and I became very fluent in Norwegian at the time.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
When we want to talk about something reckless and dangerous we say “Chicago”
oakie817 about 3 years ago
hey, in usa ‘texas’ is also used for outrageous
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
I’ve heard “Los Angelization” to refer to something getting too big.
rice69922 about 3 years ago
Bill Murray is funny ;-)
pbr50138 about 3 years ago
In Texas, we use Norway to describe how we’re not going, as in…we’re not going nor-way.