Back when projection big-screen TVs were a thing, I used to fantasize about selling a version with a screen unwound from a big paper roll. When something upset you, you could just throw a brick through the screen; when you calmed down, you could unroll a new screen.
Good shooting there Elvis. Now go get a beer while we break out another TV. Oh yeah, your not Elvis and you don’t have an extra TV. I guess it’s time to read a book.
pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago
You mean this wasn’t his first rodeo?
sirbadger about 3 years ago
Now you need a reverse mortgage to pay for a new TV.
Leojim about 3 years ago
Looks like it’s time for a new TV Eno!
You really smoked that one!
allen@home about 3 years ago
Eno wanted to make sure he didn’t miss. Gave it both barrels.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Eno should stock up on a bulk sale of TVs.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
THANK YOU!
Ubintold about 3 years ago
Could’ve been one of those car warranty commercials.
AtariDragon about 3 years ago
Back when projection big-screen TVs were a thing, I used to fantasize about selling a version with a screen unwound from a big paper roll. When something upset you, you could just throw a brick through the screen; when you calmed down, you could unroll a new screen.
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Testy a bit there Eno???
William Burnett Premium Member about 3 years ago
Every … Stinking … Morning !!! Get A REAL Job, Tom !!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 3 years ago
Tom Selleck bites the dust
Otto Knowbetter about 3 years ago
Either that or has been celebrities selling Medicare plans.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago
That CRT TV was getting old anyways.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Good shooting there Elvis. Now go get a beer while we break out another TV. Oh yeah, your not Elvis and you don’t have an extra TV. I guess it’s time to read a book.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
No commercial has appeared on our TV for over 30 years. They are all too annoying!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 3 years ago
Calling Elvis!
KansasMom about 3 years ago
He shot Tom Selleck!
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
They need a flat screen any way.
Modernistic Premium Member about 3 years ago
“…and if it wasn’t a CRT tv.”
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
At least flat panel TVs don’t implode like the old CRTs.
mwksix about 3 years ago
Perhaps it was an Inverse Mortgage commercial…
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Tom Selleck wouldn’t lie to us…would he?
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Chill out and have a beer.
lotsalaffs Premium Member about 3 years ago
I really like Tom Selleck but I wish it was his last rodeo. I am so sick of his shilling for reverse mortgages.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
No more TVs for you until you learn how to change the channel.
Mentor397 about 3 years ago
If it were YouTube, it’d be another Grammerly commercial.
j.l.farmer about 3 years ago
you’ll never know.