The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 20, 2021

She had water on the knee, and that’s why they called her, “Flo”…..

Hair isn’t everything Brutus. Some of the sexiest men alive have been chromedomes (Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Bruce Willis, etc).

And the nose, but fortunately not the throat.

Flowing out the ears and cascading down his back.

Out the ears, out the nose, the eyebrows… Everywhere you never had to worry about before.

Not to mention your schnozz.

So many opportunities for “comb-overs”, Thorny!

Better Brutus has hairy ears, than hair out the nose. I remember a Mad comic book toon showing a guy twirling the ends of his mustache. It turned out the hair was coming out his nose. I can’t forget that toon.

And back and nose. This sounds like the conversation I have with my barber each month.

God made a few perfect heads the rest He put hair on!

Nothing better than braiding the ear hairs to get back the ponytail you had in the 60’s.

But what actor has mucho ear hair?

Ouch!!

All that hair energy is now focused on just a few.. Scientists talk about how fast bamboo grows.. let them measure my ear hair if they want to be impressed.

I still prefer me lady with hair on her head. Even short hair is cute on some. Wear a wig if need be. So sad for many with sickness. Most bald headed women (by choice) carry a bad attitude.

Same thing happened to me. My hair turned white about 10 years ago, but now my wife-she who cuts my hair-tells me that my hair changed back to brown about 3 years ago and it is also rapidly thinning. OTOH the hair growing in my ears is also brown rather than white and is growing so fast I have to cut it at least once a week

Don’t cry Brutus. You still have the ‘pads’…

You need to try the newest procedure Brutus, it’s a hair transplant using hair from your armpits. The only downside is you’ll have to start applying deodorant to your head.

A former president grew out his sideburns and combs them along the side of his head to pretend he still has hair growing on it.

Patrick Stewart

I’m a woman and now mine grows on my chin!

She’s a charmer, that one. Though God does have a good sense of humor in letting us guys lose hair that we want to keep and grow hair where we don’t want it to grow later on in our lives. However, our revenge is that women get old and men “are matured and dignified” in our later years…..

I don’t see why he needs the handheld mirror. He has to know what is (or should I say isn’t?) back there.

And out your nose?

I know! Aint it awful?!?

May this never happen to me.

hardy, har har, that’s good to know that his hair found another way to come out.