Better Brutus has hairy ears, than hair out the nose. I remember a Mad comic book toon showing a guy twirling the ends of his mustache. It turned out the hair was coming out his nose. I can’t forget that toon.
All that hair energy is now focused on just a few.. Scientists talk about how fast bamboo grows.. let them measure my ear hair if they want to be impressed.
I still prefer me lady with hair on her head. Even short hair is cute on some. Wear a wig if need be. So sad for many with sickness. Most bald headed women (by choice) carry a bad attitude.
Same thing happened to me. My hair turned white about 10 years ago, but now my wife-she who cuts my hair-tells me that my hair changed back to brown about 3 years ago and it is also rapidly thinning. OTOH the hair growing in my ears is also brown rather than white and is growing so fast I have to cut it at least once a week
You need to try the newest procedure Brutus, it’s a hair transplant using hair from your armpits. The only downside is you’ll have to start applying deodorant to your head.
She’s a charmer, that one. Though God does have a good sense of humor in letting us guys lose hair that we want to keep and grow hair where we don’t want it to grow later on in our lives. However, our revenge is that women get old and men “are matured and dignified” in our later years…..
dadthedawg Premium Member about 3 years ago
She had water on the knee, and that’s why they called her, “Flo”…..
Baarorso about 3 years ago
Hair isn’t everything Brutus. Some of the sexiest men alive have been chromedomes (Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Bruce Willis, etc).
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
And the nose, but fortunately not the throat.
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Flowing out the ears and cascading down his back.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Out the ears, out the nose, the eyebrows… Everywhere you never had to worry about before.
russef about 3 years ago
Not to mention your schnozz.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
So many opportunities for “comb-overs”, Thorny!
preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Better Brutus has hairy ears, than hair out the nose. I remember a Mad comic book toon showing a guy twirling the ends of his mustache. It turned out the hair was coming out his nose. I can’t forget that toon.
rhpii about 3 years ago
And back and nose. This sounds like the conversation I have with my barber each month.
krs27 about 3 years ago
God made a few perfect heads the rest He put hair on!
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Nothing better than braiding the ear hairs to get back the ponytail you had in the 60’s.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
But what actor has mucho ear hair?
bigheadx Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ouch!!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
All that hair energy is now focused on just a few.. Scientists talk about how fast bamboo grows.. let them measure my ear hair if they want to be impressed.
CorkLock about 3 years ago
I still prefer me lady with hair on her head. Even short hair is cute on some. Wear a wig if need be. So sad for many with sickness. Most bald headed women (by choice) carry a bad attitude.
timbob2313 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Same thing happened to me. My hair turned white about 10 years ago, but now my wife-she who cuts my hair-tells me that my hair changed back to brown about 3 years ago and it is also rapidly thinning. OTOH the hair growing in my ears is also brown rather than white and is growing so fast I have to cut it at least once a week
paranormal about 3 years ago
Don’t cry Brutus. You still have the ‘pads’…
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
You need to try the newest procedure Brutus, it’s a hair transplant using hair from your armpits. The only downside is you’ll have to start applying deodorant to your head.
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
A former president grew out his sideburns and combs them along the side of his head to pretend he still has hair growing on it.
jklwaddle about 3 years ago
Patrick Stewart
Lucy Rudy about 3 years ago
I’m a woman and now mine grows on my chin!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
She’s a charmer, that one. Though God does have a good sense of humor in letting us guys lose hair that we want to keep and grow hair where we don’t want it to grow later on in our lives. However, our revenge is that women get old and men “are matured and dignified” in our later years…..
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
I don’t see why he needs the handheld mirror. He has to know what is (or should I say isn’t?) back there.
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
And out your nose?
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
I know! Aint it awful?!?
Orcatime about 3 years ago
May this never happen to me.
Chris about 3 years ago
hardy, har har, that’s good to know that his hair found another way to come out.