Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 21, 2021

Ladies and gentleman, the clip-cloppers!

I have no idea what the limits of Marigold’s magic are. Should I assume she can’t enchant the shoes to only be audible to Phoebe?

If you think tap dancing is kinda passé, watch a video of River Dance!

I’m getting Don Martin vibes here.

In perfect unison !

I’m so sorry for the parents.

Look, you two wanted a kid. It’s BOTH your faults.

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!

Nope. I refuse to say anything about clo… damn! Nearly said it!

Now I’m wondering which parent the shoes originally belonged to.

At least it’s not like the Foxtrot strip where Jason attempted to audition for his school’s talent show with his tap-dancing act by dancing out a rather elaborate Morse code message, only for it to turn out that one of the judges knew Morse code.

Singing feet? Now I’ve heard everything! At least they weren’t playing a duet.

Parents who read this strip immediately checked their storage for any old junk that could be used to make noise that’s annoying yet amusing for children.

4 and 2 legs good6 legs better

Phoebe is cosplaying every player character in stealth games.

Why do Ethan’s arms look bare in the first panel and like they have tattoos or a lot of hair in the second one?

“Way- down upon the Swanee River- far, far away….clippity-clippity-clop……”