Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 25, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    “Did you dispense her, son?”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Careful Junior! You don’t want to “PEZ” her dad off!

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    PaulAbbott2  over 3 years ago

    I don’t like where this is headed

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 3 years ago

    But will they run out at the same time?

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Come on, cough it up.

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    oakie817  over 3 years ago

    this pezzed me off

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    Swappin Pez…

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    Norris66  over 3 years ago

    Boy do they look surPezed!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Eh? I does not gets this.

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    MikeOsto Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Candy popped out of the mouths of the Pez dispenser as the two kids were making out, filling their “cheeks”.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    How LOW-PEZ can you go?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    They were twerking.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    In science class, I used “PEZ” as a little reminder that in a neutral atom P = E = Z: the number of Protons (P) = the number of Electrons (E) = the Atomic Number (which is represented by the letter Z).

    By definition, the Atomic Number (Z) of an element is the number of Protons it has in its nucleus. For an atom to be Neutral (have no net charge overall), the number of positive charges (Protons) must be “balanced” by the number of negative charges (Electrons).

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    With a mouthful of Pez? Yech.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    Those two are not Necco waifs.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s OK, they’re NOT related, they just have the same name… No incest here.

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