Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 27, 2021

And wear a mask to shield you from their face recognition technology!

Ha! A MAGA cat!

Oh boy, paranoid cats!

If they are, this is your chance to **** on them!

Cat flea collars have microchips.

I’ll tell you what the real danger is. They are starting to put microchips in the tin foil.

But when I jump up on the desk, tracking the litter behind me, it “Looks good on Paper”.

(see today’s “Looks Good on Paper”)

First cat, “Believe me. Look right here on my GPS-enabled smart phone. Right next to all these ads for cat toys and catnip that I ordered last week.”

They likely wouldn’t use cat litter for tracking …

… then again, it is the government.

The heck with the government—they should be worried about the vacuum cleaner!

And only buy Dumb Litter.

I Didn’t realize that the The International Cat Association recognized Marjorie Tayler Greene as a separate breed.

When I buy cat litter, I always make sure that I grab a bag that’s not moving. 3 cats are enough.

Dangerous stuff cat litter – can cause issues with nuclear waste

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/03/26/395615637/official-report-nuclear-waste-accident-caused-by-wrong-kitty-litter

There’s where all those chips went

And don’t accept ANY cookies.

“NON-TRACKING” cat litter???

Does such exist?

“It comes in an aluminum pouch.”

Lol great strip!