The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 26, 2021

It is a good reason.

No, that would be naked and nervous.

Naked and wrecked all over.

Sounds like high school gym class.

“Don’t worry. This won’t hurt a bit”.

it could go either way.

I went into my proctologist’s office for my first exam.

His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room

And told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me .

She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down

While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer .

When the doctor finally came in I said,

“Look Doc, I’m a little confused

This is my first exam ..

I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . .

Darn it, Evelyn !!!

I said a BUTT LIGHT “

That’s me in about two hours, but not afraid and hopefully not completely naked.

Don’t forget to smile when its over Eno!!!

Men, do not neglect the prostate exam. Seriously.

or a woman getting her yearly physical!

An exam with Dr. Klutz : < [

I have been told it’s OK unless you feel both of his hands on your shoulders during the exam.

Generally, it’s probably not the doctor’s favorite exam either.

Don’t give them any ideas.

Having undergone a battle with prostate cancer — along with robotic assisted prostate cancer surgery last year — I have a special appreciation for this strip today!

It’s also a good reminder to all men 50 and over (40 and over if your ancestors once knew the African continent as home in this world) to see your doctor and get checked. Don’t fear the finger! Prostate Cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death in men in the United States and the United Kingdom. You can be naked and unafraid!

#SeptemberIsProstateCancerAwarenessMonth

LMAO!!!