Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 01, 2021

Is “shammy” the new spelling of “chamois” (shah-mwah)?

Rubin must have spun a dial to pick 2 fall sports. “Volleyball- fine. And – gymnastics.”“That’s absurd! You’re mixing a minimum 5’8” with a max 5’ even!"“Don’t worry, once the colorists get done nobody will recognize her.”

Danger — Soft soaping in progress.

P2.5 “Excuse me, did you say, addicted to studs? Shammy on you! I’m not that kind of girl!”

“You need to pull up and talk to her, she’s very skilled handling hoses.”

In all reality , I’m old school I still go for the loofah but I’m willing to try the sham my ! Wet me down and soap me up Kia !

I see the name generator was set to random again.

P1: Mopman doing the asphalt for car washes now? When does he sleep?Claxton in P2 (mis)quoting Robert Palmer.

Too much excitement for me. Wake me up when something, ANYTHING, happens.

Zzzzzz…..neeeed football…..Zzzzzz

P1- Let us spray. Right Ellis?

P2- Tevin Claxton is destined to become the next Boo. At least that’s what Mia Paige called Great Scott Fowler.

P3- Wax on. Wax off.

Aren’t any of the black kids ever named George or Cheryl?

P3: 9/1 against Milford already. They must have switched to the CFL rules and scored the single point on the punt that bounced out of bounds in the endzone.

After yesterday where each panel showed Kianna at very different heights, today in Panel #1 she has grown taller yet again. Are the cartoonists fans of M.C. Escher?

Way to make my gray SUV blue

P1, Random gymnastics girl that we’ll never see again. As close as we’ll get to the Milford Lake bikini girls this year.

P2, Might as well face it you’re addicted to suds, Tevin.

P3, Tell me about it, it’s double the loofah time!

Well, I guess we will be stuck in this Twilight Zone car wash scene for at least another week or so while Rubin moves this story along with snail-like speed, as usual

P 1: “…do you like how I look when I’m holding this hose, naughty boy?…”

“Stop looking at the camera and pay attention to your work!”

P1- Shammy in her right hand

P2- Where is your thumb?

P3- Here it is.

P4- How did you do that?

Speaking of car washes, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eB0aROCl530

I guess Tevin forgot to roll his window up during the car wash. That explains why Kianna is drying off his head. And speaking of head, you should head on over to Mopped Up Thorp now.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Is panel 2 an awkward attempt to ask out to the A&W?