Herman by Jim Unger for September 03, 2021

NSA birds? Or CIA? Or FBI? Or just a bunch of hackers?

With virtual reality, that may become possible.

There is a conspiracy theory that claims birds are actually government robots. tinyurl.com/4bxw2jad

No wonder crows cackle so loudly and so often. Their view of humanity.

♫♪

I hear you singing in the wire

I can hear you through the whine

And the Wichita linebirds

Are still on the line

♪♫

I thought it was synchronized perching.

They heard it on line.

And they got that perched on POWER lines?

Like a bird on the wire

Like a drunk in a midnight choir

I have tried in my way to be free

If they pecked at it would it be wire tapping?

In the 80’s we kept a scrapbook at our answering service with relevant cartoons. Same cartoon except it didn’t include automated

Stool pigeons!

They have good imaginations, considering they’re listening to power lines.

so tell me Siri, what are you wearing?

Those are power lines. The phone lines are the thicker cables lower on the poles.