The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2021

Sadly, it’s not AntMan.

Queen Mother of all termites

Nuke it from Orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

The bad news is he is big as a Buick.

Exterminator: “…and the BAD news is that it’s—AIIEEEEE!”

Mr. Dorfman: “Sorry, I’m not familiar with the AIIEEEE species of termite… hello…?”

The other bad news? I’m outta here! You’re on your own!

The bad news is she’s pregnant.

“You don’t want to know, Mr. Dorfman, and let’s get outta here "!

“We’re gonna need a lemon the size of a Volvo to eat this one!” – MST3K

I couldn’t care less about the termites – but your “Tarantula” worries me an itsy bitsy

I seem to remember a Porky Pig cartoon with one French lumberjack termite. He did a lot of damage. I just don’t know where all the sawdust went.

“We’re gonna need a bigger bug bomb to kill it with”

“We’re gonna need a bigger bag to put it in”

The bad news is that I’m going to need a little more poison…

And the Bad news? ……

Flounder from Animal House?

But don’t worry. I have a giant straight pin.

The bad thing is the spray only makes him grow along with his appetite!

Reminds me of Arachnaphobia.

If that’s a worker termite, I don’t want to know what the queen looks like!

We had some when we had a double-wide, years ago. I could actually hear them CHEWING! Freaked me right out!

this is called “spin”

Your going to need Christopher Walken.

Yeah, one HUNGRY termite!!!

Doesn’t matter how small or how many, they all seem that big to me. Where I live there are only two kinds of houses: those that have had termites or those that will get them.

It cleaned up its poop for this picture. Is it true they poop toothpicks?

You don’t have a spray can large enough, pal!

Subterranean Termites are blind. No eyes. Perhaps this one is a Formosan Termite.

Good China. Does anyone have a Bad China? Okay, Asia, sure…

Are those a giant basketball, football, and hockey stick – or is the exterminator very, very small??

Now, hand me my dangerous game rifle, so I can exterminate it.

So, that’s where the ant from Ant-Man got to! :)