Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 23, 2021

This isn’t going to go well !

Beats a hermit named Dave.

This is how my life has turned out… Too bad you can’t put smiley faces on here.

Ok! Chump! Time to get up and do your own bidding!

When in doubt, improvise

That’s the problem when you rely on someone parrot-phrasing your thoughts…

Hey, Dookie bird, here’s another one:

A merry young man from yuma,

told an elephant joke to a Puma;

Now his skeleton lies,

under hot western skies -

the Puma had no sense of huma!

Thor needs to invent paper.

Well the good thing is the Poem did not land on her head!!!

There once was a man from Racine,

who sent “You’re the best that I’ve seen!”

But because of that bird, who misspoke his word,

she now thinks she turns his face green…

Random musings on this situation:

This bird is for the birds.

This bird is definitely not “the word.”

If any of the birds on The Flintstones, the ones who function as intercoms in offices, had been this inept, they’d have been fired on the spot.

I remember reading one which might fit, but all I remember is the last line, which pulls its punch, “The rest, I’m afraid, is obscene.”

…Who wouldn’t take any vaccine. / He surrendered to FUD, / And died coughing blood, / That stupid old man from Racine.