Apparently Francis Ford Coppola was horrified when Marlon Brando showed up to shoot the movie, because he didn’t know Marlon had put on so much weight. Ha!
Wow, the racist, sexist, war or nothing at all jerks (well, they’re jerking something but it’s way too small to see without a microscope) are frothing at the mouth. Just because the cartoon was meant to run when Rumpy the Clown was playing dictator. Missed that little bit, didn’t ya? Losers.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Rat: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Guard Duck: I’m a soldier.
Rat: You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Hey Prez, you’re a quack”.
alasko over 3 years ago
The army is too woke now to do any good.
Bring Back "The Good Place" over 3 years ago
Hey, wait, is this comic dated January 6?
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Mr. President, duck!
legaleagle48 over 3 years ago
This is hitting just a little too close to home, Stephan — then again, you DID warn Rat that you were starting this arc yesterday!
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
The humor . . . the humor . . .
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
watch your back, Rat, for Duck is watching
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 3 years ago
OMG, Trump is back in the White House!
I guess Lindell was right.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Charging a guy with murder here was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500…”
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Rat doesn’t get the point of “Apocalypse Now”? “THE HORROR! THE HORROR!” :/
Qiset over 3 years ago
I started to say that there might be the odd one, but I should change it to there might be a normal one, maybe.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Someone mentioned Guard Duck yesterday? !
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Apparently Francis Ford Coppola was horrified when Marlon Brando showed up to shoot the movie, because he didn’t know Marlon had put on so much weight. Ha!
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
How would U.S look like now, if Trump actually has won the 2020 election.
Byron Spears over 3 years ago
Um, I’m supposed to notice that questioner and answerer switch roles as the point of view changes, right? And . . . or?
juicebruce over 3 years ago
I talked about Guard Duck yesterday and there he is today ;-)
Procat Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder what Guard Duck smokes?
Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago
I guess Rat got reinstated.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Office is the perfect place for people like Rat.
Gent over 3 years ago
Guard Duck is angry about the Afghanistan fiasco, eh.
Ontman over 3 years ago
Long time no see Duck.
gokarDun over 3 years ago
Nobody forces you to read the comments…just Don’t look there
Reader over 3 years ago
LGD!!!
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
Did somebody mention Guard Duck yesterday?
jf13fox over 3 years ago
GUAAAARRRRRDD DUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! WOO HOO! Git ’em!
Queen of America over 3 years ago
I’ve missed L’il Guard Duck
OshkoshJohn over 3 years ago
I watched “Apocalypse Now!” many times, and now I have also seen “Apocalypse Now-Redux,” which fills many holes in the story. Look for it!
klapre over 3 years ago
Looks like Rat represents Biden in this scenario.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
Apocalypse Quack!
redback over 3 years ago
still missing the ridiculous toupee and his hands are drawn too big even for a rat
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
…But Rat was crazy BEFORE he got into power! ;-)
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
But then the vice president will take over the office.
johndifool over 3 years ago
This is the End…my only friend, the End…
willkepley over 3 years ago
Here we go!
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
Yes, remove him, and his VP, too.
diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Guard Duck! How many days has it been?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Uh ooooh! RATS in trouble now! By the time Duck is done with him, he’ll be so quacked up!
Masterskrain over 3 years ago
Hey, Rat ASKED for it yesterday… And… WELCOME BACK, GUARD DUCK!!!!!
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
Expect a visit from the FBI.
David Sale Premium Member over 3 years ago
Your best one yet.
Sayman over 3 years ago
Haven’t seen Guard Duck in a while.
delennwen over 3 years ago
So this is going to be the arc that got pulled earlier this year after the insurrection?
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
After 7 months and change, the long awaited “Overthrow Rat” series has finally come to pass!
BrentskiL over 3 years ago
It’s nice to see ‘Guard Duck’ back in action… I missed him
Keno21 over 3 years ago
Lil Guard duck! Yay!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mr. Pastis – you aren’t helping things!
RACerri32 over 3 years ago
LGD , we salute you !
hoffquotes2 over 3 years ago
Wow, it’s Guard Duck!!
hoffquotes2 over 3 years ago
I guess it’s true, Rat was reinstated in August
MollyCat over 3 years ago
Yea, guard duck.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
I think I swallowed a fly.
Display over 3 years ago
Wow, the racist, sexist, war or nothing at all jerks (well, they’re jerking something but it’s way too small to see without a microscope) are frothing at the mouth. Just because the cartoon was meant to run when Rumpy the Clown was playing dictator. Missed that little bit, didn’t ya? Losers.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Best part was Ride of the Valkyries and it did take our minds off of Mỹ Lai.
trkeller99 over 3 years ago
Guard Duck rocks
omegasupreme over 3 years ago
Gaurd Duck is back can snuffles be far behind???
alexius23 over 3 years ago
So delighted to see Guard Duck……”the horror”
jfikse Premium Member over 3 years ago
Biden “crazy with power?” He’s just doing what he’s told. It’s those pulling his strings who are crazy with power.
Doctor Go over 3 years ago
Are these the strips from earlier this year that he pulled on account of “current events?”
knight1192a over 3 years ago
YES! GUARD DUCK IS BACK, BABY!!!!! Now the arc can only get better.
ToonaD68 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe it’s a dig at Biden and the debacle in Afghanistan.
ars731 over 3 years ago
I wanted an story arc about Rat and for my subs they gave me one.
mfrasca over 3 years ago
Weird scenes inside the gold mine.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Li’l Guard Duck behind the curtain! Is it curtains for Pres. Rat?
Gitter done, Duck!
falcon_370f over 3 years ago
I like the smell of napalm in the morning.