Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 30, 2021

That’s why I keep my mind active at 80; my goal to become the dirtiest old man eveer.

We used to say “get your mind out of the gutter so mine can float by.”

Be like Nike then, “Just do it!”

Tell us what you would have us do with our dirty minds, slooowly.

So, could you come over and rate how dirty my mind is?

Tom Lehrer ‘Smut’ ‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHDBL7dVgs’

Another lesson to learn -

https://youtu.be/eygNiEQ37DY

Wasted away again in Margaritaville

Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim it’s that woman to blame…

“Men seldom make passes at girls in glasses.” Dorthy Parker.

Dorothy Parker clearly never associated with the RIGHT women in glasses. For example Dorothy Malone in “The Big Sleep”. Watch this scene NOW!!!!https://youtu.be/2I_tNbfBZMI

Waste not, want lot.

If this jerk only knew what I was thinking…

Where the mind is led, the body will follow.

yea, it’s TERRIBLE….MINE’S WASTING AWAY!! My other half isn’t interested, anymore…

Only until you put it to use!

When was one, ever?

EXACTLY!

Hold that thought, I’ll be right over.

My dirty mind keeps me young

No, no! Leave your glasses on…

Cue Freddy Fender…Wasted Days and Wasted Nights.

They’re not wasted around here.

Danged skippy.

We always knews you is always into no good dirty tricks, Goldilocks.

No argument here.

“So consider me your local recycling center”…