Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 06, 2021

Gil demonstrating the shot put method used for the knuckle ball forward pass.

Kids can’t wait to avoid contact and soak up instruction in the wing T.

P1: What’s with those teeth?

Is Gil about to put foot in mouth about Tevin? Or just usual PR blather?

What’s the deal with Heather’s pants in P2? I don’t get out much; is it maybe a new women’s fashion thing putting more length on capri/pedal pushers?

P1 If that his how GilPa thinks you throw a football no wonder they are running the Delaware Wing T. He looks like Bobby Douglas (former Chicago Bears QB) who was the onlye NFL QB who could throw a pass 65 yards end over end!!!

“… and we get ’em running the Wing T early.”

“Gee, Coach, I think we can teach them better formations than that.”

In all reality , Thanks for the scoop on your new Wing T offense . Gotta go and interview Tev Claxton and see what he thinks about your change and how it affects his scholarship chances. I’m also running a background check of Buttwick Harmon is he related to Tom Harmon ?

A notebook and pen….how retro of her

P-3: Heather runs through her list of candidates for some French thing that starts with her being a boss. Think it sounded like Manage.

The fourth consecutive week for GilPa wearing the same shirt without changing and week three for Heather doing the same begins

Oh Teven; yeah he drives really clean cars.

Not sure about his football skills. Haven’t made it to a practice yet. Too busy playing catch with you.

More proof that Milford is in a skewed time continuum. The Air Coryall one back offense is years away. Now let’s go get that new Sly and The Family Stone 8 track.

Yeah, that could work—if I didn’t already have a job!

P4 “Well, he can scoot for sure, but he’s also pretty good at making passes at bi-se…errrr…bi-sports female athletes.”

Wait, so Gil wants the youth coaches to teach his gimmicky offense that he just started using? Because he knows already that he will still be using it in 8 years when these kids are on his team?

And speaking of knowing, I know that you want to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

No giant hands today?!? Labor Day….must be taking it easy.

“I know you can’t coach for us…” really means that R&W were going to make her a coach but they read the comments here and they realize that that story would be an even bigger disaster than their usual storylines.

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, her name would be Kitty Twitty.

If that’s how the coach throws the football, they’re in real trouble.