May 14, 2024
She is on to him. Run Garfield run!
Oh gee. I don’t know. Maybe, “I’m fine. Thanks!”
How about "touch me and Jon dies!“
Say very well fine thanks and ask her a question back
I’m above ground and sucking wind. It’s a good day.
Tell her you have some glands that need to be…
“Meow.”
What’s the matter, Garfield, don’t you like cold hands in sensitive places?
You should be grateful she is not a shrink, at least. Even your short pause before you answer would have got you a thoughtful “I see” from her!
He’s doomed!
Best answer is:
“I’m great but I’ll get better”
You’re darned if you do, darned if you don’t.
Garfield: Um, fine. Look how fast I can run!
Liz is another Botox casualty. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;9
There’s … “NO ESCAPE”, from a Vet, like Liz Garfield.
Where’s Garfield’s kitty litter … I mean SAND BOX, when he needs one ?
Time to use that escape tunnel that you and Odie let us know about on Wednesday…https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/10/13?ct=v&cti=2208697
Yeah. Run is Garfield’s answer. Garfield: RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
All hope will be lost for Garfield!
My reply when someone asks that is – You know you´re not in my will!
The horror of when his man is dating his vet.
This reminds me when my parents want me to show my grades to them
I have a doctor appointment in 5 hours, but I’m not being a scaredy cat about it.
Laugh maniacally
What’s worse: Tofu or vet
This is the true test. Garfield (cat) has domesticated Jon (man), but can he domesticate Arlene (woman)???? age old question?
If I was Garfield, I would go with, “I’m hungry.” Nothing more normal than that.
Could be better, have been worse…
Just give her a thumbs up, Garfield. That will signify that you’re doing great.
Good. How about you?…..
Turn your head and cough.
Thank you, I used that today for an annual blood test. Good! Did not work.
No worse than usual. (my standard response)
running?
Quick – fake like you’re taking a nap
Garfield needs to quickly determine if that’s a polite or professional question.
Hahahahahahahaha! Clever Liz.
She does tend to ask probing questions.
play your cards right and this could mean free catnip
Uhh, Garfield, don’t try destroying the fourth wall, trust me, it is a cruel place here, and you’re a comic book character, GET BACK IN YOUR COMIC.
“Feeling very stressful”
“Good thanks Liz. But you look a little under the weather… are YOU alright?” Gotta love reverse psychology
in.amongst almost 3 years ago
She is on to him. Run Garfield run!
codycab almost 3 years ago
Oh gee. I don’t know. Maybe, “I’m fine. Thanks!”
The Collector almost 3 years ago
How about "touch me and Jon dies!“
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
Say very well fine thanks and ask her a question back
oddhumor almost 3 years ago
I’m above ground and sucking wind. It’s a good day.
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
Tell her you have some glands that need to be…
Can't Sleep almost 3 years ago
“Meow.”
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What’s the matter, Garfield, don’t you like cold hands in sensitive places?
Kwen almost 3 years ago
You should be grateful she is not a shrink, at least. Even your short pause before you answer would have got you a thoughtful “I see” from her!
BlitzMcD almost 3 years ago
He’s doomed!
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Best answer is:
“I’m great but I’ll get better”
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You’re darned if you do, darned if you don’t.
RussellCastine almost 3 years ago
Garfield: Um, fine. Look how fast I can run!
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Liz is another Botox casualty. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;9
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
There’s … “NO ESCAPE”, from a Vet, like Liz Garfield.
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
Where’s Garfield’s kitty litter … I mean SAND BOX, when he needs one ?
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Time to use that escape tunnel that you and Odie let us know about on Wednesday…https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/10/13?ct=v&cti=2208697
Firestar almost 3 years ago
Yeah. Run is Garfield’s answer. Garfield: RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
KianWatsonY10 almost 3 years ago
All hope will be lost for Garfield!
Prey almost 3 years ago
My reply when someone asks that is – You know you´re not in my will!
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
The horror of when his man is dating his vet.
Clarence almost 3 years ago
This reminds me when my parents want me to show my grades to them
walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I have a doctor appointment in 5 hours, but I’m not being a scaredy cat about it.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Laugh maniacally
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) almost 3 years ago
What’s worse: Tofu or vet
blakerl almost 3 years ago
This is the true test. Garfield (cat) has domesticated Jon (man), but can he domesticate Arlene (woman)???? age old question?
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
If I was Garfield, I would go with, “I’m hungry.” Nothing more normal than that.
Amra Leo almost 3 years ago
Could be better, have been worse…
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
Just give her a thumbs up, Garfield. That will signify that you’re doing great.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Good. How about you?…..
Bruce1253 almost 3 years ago
Turn your head and cough.
Watchdog almost 3 years ago
Thank you, I used that today for an annual blood test. Good! Did not work.
KEA almost 3 years ago
No worse than usual. (my standard response)
karmakat01 almost 3 years ago
running?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Quick – fake like you’re taking a nap
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Garfield needs to quickly determine if that’s a polite or professional question.
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha! Clever Liz.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
She does tend to ask probing questions.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
play your cards right and this could mean free catnip
Bring da bling almost 3 years ago
Uhh, Garfield, don’t try destroying the fourth wall, trust me, it is a cruel place here, and you’re a comic book character, GET BACK IN YOUR COMIC.
jg8ida almost 3 years ago
“Feeling very stressful”
Mimerio almost 3 years ago
“Good thanks Liz. But you look a little under the weather… are YOU alright?” Gotta love reverse psychology