Another not funny one. The former Republican Party is too like that, eagerly dividing America’s house for their own profit. The result is a sick, weak America, but the Trumplicans are glad of that as long as they can own the so-called libs.
The stimulus bills will “help” million? Well, just replace the words “help million” with “Hurt hundreds of millions for decades to come” (maybe billions) and you will have it right.
Printing trillions of dollars will continue to drive inflation up. Plus the “stimulus” bills Congress wants to pass will create an end to gasoline and coal based economies that will drive people in to poverty and into dependence on government. There are also endless socialist/leftist programs designed to make hundreds of millions dependent on government for rest of their lives.
This “President” is very self-focused. Then again, I’m sure the White House kitchen could fix up a nice zebra steak. The problem with stimulus bills, well, any bill really, is that a bunch of perks can be written into it that favor the writers in Congress that have nothing to do with stimulus. Either pass it, and benefit organizations who aren’t actual people, or veto it and have Congress say you don’t want to help people. Politics.
I hate both parties. Republicans are idiots who kill people by rarely believing in science while democrats are so goddamn conceited and arrogant that I’m ashamed to call myself one.
So much for following the rules: Comment Policy: We welcome thoughtful, respectful comments that stay on topic. Yeah, I know… it doesn’t state what “topic” means…
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Congress has to get its priorities straight.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No zeebas no party.
willispate almost 3 years ago
I agree with Larry in the last Panel.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
“Pork” comes from zebras?
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
Will rat put put a billboard that says “Miss me yet?”
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
sooner or later, there’ll be a coup d’état on President Larry and Rat will be reinstated
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
I knew the president was a reptile!
Robin Harwood almost 3 years ago
Why is Pastis just giving a documentary on the US Government? Why no jokes?
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Congress is the opposite of progress.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mmm…zeeba meat.
GeorgeInAZ almost 3 years ago
No wonder he named his son Hunter.
Opus Croakus almost 3 years ago
Larry will have to settle for Impossible Zebra.
shanen0 almost 3 years ago
Another not funny one. The former Republican Party is too like that, eagerly dividing America’s house for their own profit. The result is a sick, weak America, but the Trumplicans are glad of that as long as they can own the so-called libs.
Murt almost 3 years ago
Nothing for the big guy?
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Croc Power !
falcocherrug almost 3 years ago
Not being American, I think this strip is very funny. Thank God I can watch from afar.
SALUDADOG almost 3 years ago
Why Larry talk in little font?
Iseau almost 3 years ago
A cartoon poking fun at politics Republican or Democrat not mentioned, just humorous plain and simple. Love Lawrence , Larry if he wasn’t the Pres.
Lenavid almost 3 years ago
What’s in it for me?
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Who says this comic ain’t realistic?
Free or Not? Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The stimulus bills will “help” million? Well, just replace the words “help million” with “Hurt hundreds of millions for decades to come” (maybe billions) and you will have it right.
Printing trillions of dollars will continue to drive inflation up. Plus the “stimulus” bills Congress wants to pass will create an end to gasoline and coal based economies that will drive people in to poverty and into dependence on government. There are also endless socialist/leftist programs designed to make hundreds of millions dependent on government for rest of their lives.
Sad Sad SAD!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s funny!
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
This “President” is very self-focused. Then again, I’m sure the White House kitchen could fix up a nice zebra steak. The problem with stimulus bills, well, any bill really, is that a bunch of perks can be written into it that favor the writers in Congress that have nothing to do with stimulus. Either pass it, and benefit organizations who aren’t actual people, or veto it and have Congress say you don’t want to help people. Politics.
geekboy_x almost 3 years ago
MAGA, explained.
tompetrocelli almost 3 years ago
This would have funny during the Trump admin. Now it seems tone deaf.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Greed!
Rat almost 3 years ago
This is who replaced me.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
“The love of Zebra meat is the root of all evil.”
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Another bad bill from congress……
waes-hael almost 3 years ago
But, but, but.., It had PORK in it!!!
del_grande Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Executive Order: “Zeeba” is an acceptable synonym for “Zebra,” retroactive to Larry’s appearance on “Jeopardy!”.
mwksix almost 3 years ago
Anything to own the Zeebs…
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Larry’s expression in panel 3. Gotta love crazed expressions from “Pearls” characters.
198.23.5.11 almost 3 years ago
Next in charge will be the innocent-looking cat.We’ll never know what hit us.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Just noticed VETO is an anagram of VOTE…whatever. :D
me_the_polish_gull almost 3 years ago
Next order: Find cough “Da Google” and “keel” “him”
Old27F20 almost 3 years ago
Where rest of croc famli? Instead of son-in-law being advizer, need hot chick to be assisteent
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of a recent president.
txmystic almost 3 years ago
The zeeba meat lobby must not be greasing the wheels enough…
paragon almost 3 years ago
I hate both parties. Republicans are idiots who kill people by rarely believing in science while democrats are so goddamn conceited and arrogant that I’m ashamed to call myself one.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Your Honor, this line of questioning is going nowhere.
barry.whitten almost 3 years ago
gotta have 10% for the big guy.
dcoyote almost 3 years ago
Good one, Larry :)
I'm Sad almost 3 years ago
So much for following the rules: Comment Policy: We welcome thoughtful, respectful comments that stay on topic. Yeah, I know… it doesn’t state what “topic” means…
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
President Croc has every right to hate Congress and veto their bill that does him no good (i.e., no zeeba meat). Everybody hates Congress!
Email1 almost 3 years ago
This is so funny! Larry is one of my favorite PBS characters. Keep it up Steph!
Bicycle Dude almost 3 years ago
Mitch McConnell, where bills and confirmations go to die, unless they’re from the Republican Party.
[Unnamed Reader - 64b33a] over 2 years ago
I guess that’s the last we’ll hear from Larry for a few years.