WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 14, 2021

An idiot born every minute.

Hey, lawyers have to eat too!!!

Speed swimming lessons, I presume.

The sharks have been swatting up on the actions of Wiley’s bears (Non Sequitur)

Carl wins a Darwin Award.

It’s not easy to learn to swim after you’ve lost a limb or two

Bye, Carl…..

Why are cartoon animals so often dyslexic? You figure if they’re smart enough to learn to write, they’d be able to do it correctly.

Lesson 1: Don’t swim with the sharks.

Nothing free in life.

Bye-bye Carl.

Who says there’s no such thing as a “free lunch”? Carl seems to be free.

Stupid sharks! You should have written “free beer”

He’s shark as attack.

He’s just trying to avoid dying of covid.

Trump School of Aquatics!—“Fins to the left of me; fins to the right”…..

brought to you by Nigerian sharks

Which one is Cellino?

So – Stranger Danger doesn’t apply here???

The other side of the sign, visible to other sharks, reads, “Free lunch.”

Let him go, hopefully he hasn’t added other idiots to the gene pool yet.

Something’s fishy

Carl will soon be swimming with the fishes.

Oh look facebook and google are formed… its free

what a deal!

What could possibly go wrong?

You would think she would be happy to get rid of him.