Close to Home by John McPherson for September 10, 2021

Well he has to start somewhere.

Good burn! Should he talk about the rolls in her neck looking like a pack of hotdogs?

She doesn’t appreciate the fact that he’s a navel veteran?

Maybe he should wear his uniform around the house.

I didn’t see Bleeb, only Dalcon, which is OK, I think. Bleeb has observed plenty of the unpleasant side of human nature. He could use a break.

Hmm, I hope Dalcon hasn’t “offed” Bleeb.

I grew up in a classless society. East Texas. No class at all.

She wanted and she wanted him to have some culture.

And when he finally does, …

“Hit me with your best shot…………..

Bob’s backassward bacterial belly button backstory bared no backbone and backfires… bummer!

She knew he wasn’t cultured when she married him.

Oh yeah! You should see the petri dish she’s got culturing in her you know where.

Soooo, she married a petri dish?

His culture was provided by Boy George and Culture Club.

I see the Doctor wore his suit to work.

TMI

And she wears the pants in the family…

Growing his own probiotics?

I know he’s smiling, but Bleeb seems a little blue today.

The Doc looks like he’s used to working at home.

Ooh, TMI!

Call in the Department of Navel Operations.

Whoaaa TMI lady

Why does he have goat eye?