Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 15, 2021

Wake him at 9 a.m. and sabotage his sabotage.

wait til they find out how many stormtroopers are staying with him without checking in.

That’s alarming.

It may be time to let him know that his check-out time has been moved up to NOW.

Hostile country: “Hello America..we’re going to attack you bc we’re so jealous of you.” America: “Here’s billions in aid, will you like us now?”

I’d change his reservation to Holiday Inn, myself.

I have to credit him for his transparency.

Did he get his towels yet?

For an Alarm Clock, give him an iPhone running IOS 14… ☺

Ya THINK?

Stage a noisy fake party next door to keep him awake all night. He’ll be too tired for sabotage in the morning.

That would be a good time to give him ‘lights out’ call. I know, send killbot.

Send in Corporal Mittens (has anyone ever gotten any work done with all that cuteness around?)

If Dirk sabotages the station, he doesn’t get his security deposit back.

Well, you have him surrounded, don’t you?

Ok but you better hurry if you want breakfast, too. We stop serving it at 9 AM.