Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 23, 2021

She doesn’t give anything away until she gets paid.

After all, so many things to choose from.

LOL!!

I’ve always wanted to go to a fortune teller and ask why I am there.

I got a ride on the 4th Street bus ;-)

Trick question.

Sign in the window wrong way around. That’s lazy cartooning…

You tell me…

“You’re the fortune teller…you tell me!”

She’s there to buy a candle, obviously. You have such a nice selection of pre-burned.

Why is it that fortune tellers never win the lottery ;)

Remember the pet psychic? She always had to ask the owner for the pet’s name.

Sadly, people actually believe in this stuff.

That sign is not painted on the window. You are looking through the window at the sign. It is correct.

The question is, can the fortune teller read minds? Also can she see her own future or only that of others? Magic is tricky. We need someone like Newton or Einstein to work on it. Come to think of it, Newton was an alchemist but he never published.

Damn! She looks just like Health Secretary Rachel Levine.

I saw the future. You said what your problem is & then we dealt with that. If you leave out the “you said” part it creates a future with other problems.

“As if you didn’t already know!…”

“Miss Cleo didn’t return my calls.”