Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 01, 2021

That’s one way to get your goat.

So Hy-Vee made 1,857 pancakes per hour that day.

Lubbock Lions Club to go for world record in pancakes again

https://www.lubbockonline.com/article/20110213/LIFESTYLE/302139922

“When the eight hour counting period ended, the number of pancakes served totaled more than 66,000, which rounds to about 7,500 pancakes per hour. The Guinness World Record Coordinator told NewsChannel11 he hopes that record will never be broken.”

Somebody has too much time on his finger.

The Humane Society looked for the goat. Meanwhile, countless kitties got stuck in trees and waited two days to be rescued.

Rip Haywire ate half those pancakes.

AZ Humane Society was featured in Animal Cops Phoenix. The emergency vet techs driving the transport trucks/animal ambulances carry what is needed to treat animals in the field.

James Wolfenstein of Buford, Wyoming, used his hands to do productive work for 9 hours daily during most of his life! And on his breaks, he visited gocomics.com :D

Since there are a variety of things that EYE have done to waste 3 hours and 35 minutes, I guess I should inform the Ripley’s staff, and get them all published.

And after a little over three and a half hours he was hard checked by Zack Kassian.

Take care, may beloved Menudo member Johnny “It’s Just Gas” Lozadord be with you, and gesundheit.

Our maple syrup festivals (pre COVID) did more than that. There was a cement mixer (batter mixer) of Aunt Jemima pancakes going, I did a 3 hour shift and was covered in oil from head to toe.

https://www.kcbd.com/story/9884551/57th-annual-pancake-festival-breaks-record/#:~:text=LUBBOCK%2C%20TX%20(KCBD)%20%2D,hours%20to%20break%20the%20record.

Hy-Vee surpassed the previous record of 12,716 pancakes set in Moscow in 2017. The town of Blue Springs Missouri mysteriously vanished 3 days later.

After searching far and wide Raj gave up his quest for an ice rink and put the stick to other use.

Those two days and related budgetary constraints caused the Cyber Ninja recount to be delayed by 3 months. Unfounded allegations of the goat stuffing ballots were made by the usual suspects.

I use a Lincoln, NE Hy-Vee & get their ads but I don’t remember them promoting NPD.

That is a “field hockey” stick and not ice hockey stick……

It would be more impressive if he used his pinky.

I’m gonna pick on the Chinese for today’s Ethnicity du jour! For you Chinese people, feel free to pick on all of us Celtics! Here goes…Ho Choi’s father owns a very popular restaurant in the middle of downtown . Number one son, Ho is a server there and everyday at noon a local Greek merchant named Nick shows up for lunch and loves to make fun of Ho’s Chinese accent! He says “What’s on the menu today young man?” Ho says “Today we have for appetizer, Won Ton soup, sweet sour soup and flied lice”! Nick breaks into howls of laughter as is the case every day when Nick shows up for lunch! Ho has had it and he approaches his father and says "Father I am so embarassed can you prease send me to school that can teach me how to speak better engrish! His father agrees and when Ho returns, he is speaking fluent english! He can’t wait for Nick the Greek to show up and, when he does, he says “Hello Mr. Nick! How can I help you?” Nick says “I have missed you!” “What’s on the menu today?” Ho says ,very slowly ,“Sweet sour soup, egg drop soup and fried rice….you Gleek Plick”! Chop, chop I’m outa here!

I’m more impressed when they make one big honking’ pancake in place of a lot of little ones

I thought that man was balancing a stack of pancakes on his finger…

bad thing about Hy-Vee story, they ran out of syrup after 5 hours

If that’s a hockey stick I’ve been playing the game all wrong.

The Arizona Human Society really gets my goat.

Hy-Vee is a large supermarket chain in several states in the Mid-West. The Hy-Vee pancakes were donated to Harvesters, a community food network, and they were given to people in need in Missouri and Kansas according to a Guinness World Record webpage.

Pancakes…flapjacks? They left out hotcakes in their description.