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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 28, 2021
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Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
That isn’t a punch line. It’s, pretty much what every client says to every financial advisor.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Maybe a week, maybe 25 years. And make sure to include two black swans in your planning.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 3 years ago
Stay out of the casinos, Grandpa
e.groves over 3 years ago
My adviser told me that I had enough to retire on. If I didn’t live for more than six months.
Gandalf over 3 years ago
With the way inflation is going up, that will be difficult, unless, of course, one doesn’t drive anywhere and doesn’t eat beef, pork, or chicken…
uniquename over 3 years ago
There’s a difference between you can’t take it with you and you won’t take it with you.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
A fervent wish, often expressed in different ways and usually followed by a deep s-i-i-i-i-g-h.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
The old joke: his descendents will throw a check for anything left in the coffin.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
“My advice is to eat lots of bacon and take up skydiving.”
MT Wallet over 3 years ago
Why does the financial advisor have no eyes like Dilbert?
ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I saw my financial advisor today and he told me to take up smoking and drinking, and eat more red meat”
tinstar over 3 years ago
I think mine left without me.