The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 31, 2021

She’ll have one hell of a Halloween date. Where’s Jim Lange in all of this?

The Mummy prefers the Ankh…le.

Happy Halloween!

The brain!…definitely the brain…arrhh!

The Poor Franky, always a bridegroom never a bride (of Frankenstein)

To be more specific, Bachelor #3 prefers the right hand.

“…and that’s why I’ve got dental implants. These suckers are hammered in. Hey babe! Wanna’ get hammered too?”

Count is buddies with child of the night. What myoosic he makes.

Happy Halloween!

The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone, …..

Do Werewolves lift their leg to P?

Well, number three, I choose you! We’ll get along just fine because I’m a seamstress…

With the right people, the answers to that question could have been a lot more interesting.

Can’t wait to see her expression when the winner comes out. That used to be the best part of the show. Some of them came out from behind the curtain and you KNEW that the date wasn’t going to go well, lol. I wonder how many of them made it to the second date?

The vampire is unable to reflect on his answer.

Clever!

Coming up next. The newlydead game.

I hope she uses protection on their date. Wouldn’t want to end up as an undead mother.

Sure, as soon as you take that cat off your lap.

Oh Wolfie, you old dog, you. At least he wasn’t sporting any lipstick!

Good thing there’s no ghost; his answer would have been censored.

A Zombie might say that he, like bachelor #3, also likes all the body parts – except that he doesn’t mind if the body parts aren’t all attached (In fact that could make the body extra attractive.)