Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 04, 2021

I smell a lawsuit…!

Well, Alice, a certain cat on television does say that word in a suffering kind of way.

Once at a restaurant my husband offered our 9 year old son all the money in his wallet if he would eat a dill pickle spear. Nope….. 57 years old now and he has never tasted mayonnaise or anything that contains it. He was 14 before he ate a salad. He IS Petey.

I can assure Alice that, when Petey grows up, “succotash” will be a no-TV word.

He got hacked?

Ok, So I had to look up “Succotash”…..

I don’t mind mixed vegetables, but I really don’t care for lima beans. Hubby loves them, so we do have them from time to time. Fortunately, he also likes broccoli, so it all works out.

I’ve hunted for the picky eater website. Nothing. No rules, no dietary laws, nothing. It must be on the dark web. Not going there.

Well, Bugs Bunny used to use it all the time…

It tastes like a no-TV word, too.

I wonder if picky eating is a genetic trait passed on or devloped in the early years or how? There is so much variation in people.

Petey’s GPER page probably got hacked by Ernesto. Either that or GPER is really deep with the tracking.

So – Petey has a case of suffering succotash?

I know! Why, why, on the plate, it touches itself!

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This begs the question; How did the Picky Eater website determine Petey’s input? Have they been (gasp) hacked?

I mean aren’t lima beans #1 on the picky eater “do not put on the plate” list? Succotash is a double whammy! Petey is lucky he’s not in the triple or quadruple digits.

Eat it and no tv until you get married.

Who the heck is policing these rules? Is there some equivalent of an elf on a shelf? Maybe that spot on the ceiling Petey is always staring at is to blame!

The 900 Dietary Laws of Pickiness. Are they kinda like the Ferengi 285 Rules of Acquisition?

Anyway, I believe Petey! He did NOT eat succotash. Someone is deliberately trying to lower his ranking….

Did they burn their sukkot after use? Did they get ash in the vegetables?