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But Dog forbid you should consider raising the salary to attract more, and better, candidates for the jobs. Pay a living wage and you might even get someone who could aim his weapon.
Recruit Stormtroopers from the Stone Age Planet, they can’t read how bad a deal they are signing up for. On the downside they might be a few issues dealing with technology.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Hey, this is a no smoking area. Take that gun outside.”
Ken 2049 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Panel 2: I’ve been wondering that the past several years & keep getting disappointed.
Imagine over 3 years ago
And some people wonder why many jobs remain unfilled.
Imagine over 3 years ago
That is NOT how you are supposed to fire people.
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pride of the Darth Vader School of Human Resources.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
They could hire MAGAts but that is a standard, even they would not stoop to!!
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
But Dog forbid you should consider raising the salary to attract more, and better, candidates for the jobs. Pay a living wage and you might even get someone who could aim his weapon.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Send him over to Dilbert. They could use a good housecleaning at Path-E-Tech. :D
geese28 over 3 years ago
Give em top notch healthcare benefits and their own company star cruiser. Easy fix
old_geek over 3 years ago
33 was the magic number. ITM
Serial Pedant over 3 years ago
“…down to which they wouldn’t stoop…”WC
belgarathmth over 3 years ago
Make that 35 openings. :D
old_geek over 3 years ago
I imagine there are some in HR that are sighing saying “if only”
MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe the problem is the retirement plan.
Radish... over 3 years ago
His standards got lowered.
blakerl over 3 years ago
They have a lot in common, with Amazons turn over rate.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Firings will continue until morale improves.”
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
The alien commander has anger management problems? That’s not good.
chuckcork1 over 3 years ago
Standards can always get lower.
Trooper X-13 was obviously never going to be management material.
rwoods_rio over 3 years ago
Recruit Stormtroopers from the Stone Age Planet, they can’t read how bad a deal they are signing up for. On the downside they might be a few issues dealing with technology.
WCraft over 3 years ago
Better donuts in the break room?