Pickles by Brian Crane for October 20, 2021

Good call Earl.

A special dispensation, Earl?

Hmm I think Earl over charged for the Kit Kat bar, he got one bar, which is 25%.

:-)

And REALLY avoid the old piece of chewing gum.

Good call, Earl.

I always keep my candy covered with fuzz—-that way my brother won’t eat it!

Beware of the “Tax” man ;-)

“How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a fuzz-covered Tootsie Pop?”

Yesterday, you charged him a 25% candy tax. Kit Kats come in four segments and you had him break one off for you.

House candy tax?

A little pocket fuzz never hurt anyone.

Ten percent for the big guy!

My dad was the candy inspector. All my Snickers disappeared and left the candy corn.

Nelson just learned about LOOP holes…..

Fuzzy suckers…ew

Well, Earl did give Nelson lint covered candy a few years back.

Roscoe wants his cut of the profits

Good call Earl…good call.

He’s head of the household and has his wife’s permission to say so.

“…you may keep the fuzz.”

“‘Entitled’ is not a requirement, it is an opportunity. Some opportunities should be passed up.”