Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 20, 2021

Hurry! The first 20 senders receive a free copy of Uncle Cap’n’s How To Draw Doug easily in your spare time catalogue for just $100 plus tax.

All those things he could buy and not a drop of gazpacho to be found. I’ll hold off until he gets his priorities straightened out.

Ruben, you b my kinda guy.

And here we see the origin of GoFundMe and KickStarter.

FYI: Mariette ain’t a virg. Well, ok, she is… but Louis Maltby’s done her dozens of times in his fantasies.

“As a special bonus, I’ll give you my thanks in advance.”

Is the Cap’n a TV preacher?

Cap wised up recently, now uses Venmo.

He should have them sign up on a web site, with checked-off boxes to authorize automatic periodic donations to him…

GoFundMe

I’m worried about how he wants to buy a weapon.