Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 14, 2021

Something tells me not to risk the secret family recipe for gazpacho on this one.

“I wish I was taller.” Or maybe “I slept with your wife.”

No, kids, no. Don’t send him the secret method of How To Draw Doug.

You think I’m naïve enough to mail that you that information, Cap’n? I’m not going to take that chance. I’ll deliver the info myself.

Just take the green pieces of paper from your parents wallets and mail them to me.

45877 is actually a zip code in Ohio, but there doesn’t appear to be a Medville there….

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And leave a bowl of gazpacho on the kitchen counter for Uncle Cap’n’s helpers.

“Did you hear about Uncle Cap’n’s Kaption Kontest? Don’t tell anyone else. It’s a secret.”

“I’m not my father’s son.” I’m not sure what it means, but there it is…

My keyboard doesn’t have the characters for a neutron excitement level .vs. plutonium mass detonation formula and chart. I’ll leave the original in a plastic tube in the culvert outside SNLA or you can look it up on Wikipedia.

Art Linkletter “Now Sally, what did your mommy tell you not to say on the show”. Worked every time, ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things’..

Reminds me of the MAD Magazine readers survey which after asking you to rate the magazine’s quality: 1) Excellent / 2) Truly excellent / 3) Really truly excellent / 4) All of the above, then asked you to rate your city’s police for which the last option was 4) The Keystone Cops did a better job, finally asking readers to draw an outline of their house key.

Anyone have Ruben’s email? The chaos butterfly has escaped and is attacking Alley Oop!

Forget my parents’ info. I gave him all of mine! I can’t wait to see if I get a nighttime visit from my favorite comic character of all time!! To up my chances, I even gave him the passcode to my car’s door in case he wants to drive around once he gets here. <3