Herman by Jim Unger for October 26, 2021

And not on the treadmill at the gym that wobbles.

You don’t see many men wearing suspenders these days.

Looking at his belly he has a lot to run.

If I was the Doc I’d advise him not to run anywhere in my town, much less on the street where I live.

Poor Herman, he can’t help it that he has such a hankering for food, tis his sole joy in life. I would definitely run on on Woodbine Crescent Herman and give the Doc’s house the usual salute for the nasties in life. Our Herman is dear soul underneath that blubber. He gives all, a laugh a day in this cruel world.

Doc is worried about cholesterol levels and property values.

Paging Dr. NIMBY.

People can be tracked by the GPS on their phones. This man can be tracked using a seismograph.

I hear they just discovered two new moons orbiting him.

Don’t get it?

Obviously – he’s not the Good Samaritan.

“No Speedos !”

Be sure to notify the earthquake monitors…

What is this Woodbine Crescent? Google didn’t help.

OK, maybe waddle.

I have, go to your nursing homes.

That guy couldn’t run anywhere anyway.