Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 25, 2021

Happy wife, happy life

He knows he can’t win kid. So why try.

When Mama ain’t happy, ain’t no one happy.

No truer words spoken.

I think of it as foreplay.

Caving is where you hide in one until she calms down.

Mom’s moto is: “No peace, no piece”. Enough said?

Hell hath no fury….

You have to go along to get along.

Son, because she’s nuts like 98% of the woman out there

Think of it as a strategic retreat

The kid will obviously need to take Marriage 101, 102 AND 103 before he takes the plunge.

Words to “LIVE” by…….

I just start each day with “you are right”…and the rest of the day is clear.

Because your dad has no cajones.

I tell my kids that I pick my battles. If it really doesn’t matter to me, I don’t argue. If it does then we discuss it. It’s worked for 41 years now.

Self preservation

She trained him well!

Be ready to give a mile because if you give an inch they….

Yep … Men who’ve been there know, no matter when they know without a shadow of a doubt that they’re right, even with authenticated documentation to back it up, if “she” says “YOU’RE WRONG,” fellas, you are … ;)