Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2021

Turn off the TV and read a book.

I’m scared by the Italian afternoon TV programs too, but the woman I love spend her time watching them.

There has always been horror in the news. Every year has the delusional notion that it is worse than any previous year.

Rat, that was a rotten trick… at least it was a treat for you.

is more happening or are more people just talking about it with more targeted delivery and more gripping detail?

Even the clickbait articles about minor celebrities I keep reading, for some weird reason I don’t understand about myself, freak me out. Those guys should cancel their social media! They’re making me sick, lol.

Rat’s statement has been true ever since FOX Propaganda Channel first went on the air.

The “news” channels are hyping everything bad to try to gain back some of their ratings.

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Pig will you ever stop taking the Debbie Downer pills ?

I no longer listen to the nightly news!

I prefer to read

Since 2015, it’s been nothing but sensationalism, lies, deceit and outrageous antics.

I am done!

Blow up your TV throw away your paper

Go to the country, build you a home

Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches

Try an find Jesus on your own

People still watch TV news?

Especially since the coronavirus came to the U.S.

Faux news.

Today on Faux News: Pearls Before Swine makes us look like abominations.

They ran out of Elizabeth Warren masks by July 4th . . .

And April 1st, apparently.

Turpin kids had their HOUSE OF HORRORS interview last Friday

Yes, nothing more scary than news!

This is why I don’t watch the news. Pig’s reaction… and that I don’t really care outside of sports.

Well I let their teeny minds think/That they’re dealing with someone who is over the brink/And I dress this way just to keep them at bay/Cos Halloween is everyday/It’s everyday/

(“Everyday is Halloween”, Ministry)

Bad news sells. Always has.

I’m going to avoid so many easy comments.

Nailed it!

Probably, the guy hasn’t taken down his Halloween Decorations. However, it may a very brilliant disguise….Bwa ha ha ha……..

I’ve been boycotting the news. What’s been happening. Hillary won, right? Why is everyone wearing masks? Where’s gramma? Hey!

Man, the trolls piled onto this comic

Tuned into C-Span again.

Rat kind of has a valid point this time.

truer words were never spoken!

I quit reading and watching national news.

WAIT, WAIT, what is today’s godlike word from The Donald?

Halloween was weeks ago, but just yesterday I was in CVS and they’re still trying to sell the last of the candy corn.

And most Main Stream media is aimed to hit our reptilian brain.

If it bleeds, it leads.

Avoid news networks after 5 pm and any day time shows that features political opinions.

Move to Arkham. Maybe the Miskatonic Basin.

I don’t much watch TV news anymore. I can avoid unpleasant surprises this way….

Happy Every-Day-Is-Halloween!

yeah… news is depressing…

It is scary how a floor model cathode-ray tube tv in a wood box still works