The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 27, 2021

Just a wisp here and there to keep up the suspense! Woo Hoo!

Secrypt !!!!!

Who’s your mummy!

I would have enjoyed seeing an aroused mummy.

On the list of things I never want to see MY mummy doing.

Okay, that’s a wrap.

Nothing beats an attractive … {whatever} … scantily clad.

Different Strokes for Different Folks !

“I have a bone to pick with you”

My gawd what took you so long. I thought you fell in the toilet.

This is what you may see when your mummy strips.

They shouldn’t show that in a family publication.

Someone is going to get boned

Her Halloween surprise…a see through gauze-a-la-lace wrap!

For mature audiences only (over 2000 years old).

This comic should have run on the second Sunday in May.

So… her name’s MyRa? (Could be Irish and it’s O’Myra)

My heart belongs to Mummy!

At least the naughty bits are covered…

Give her a sammich – She’s nothing but bones.

♪You’re still the one I want to talk to in bed. Still the one that turns my head♪.. say, where’s your ear?

Just for the record, it’s pronounced “ray” not “rah” and it’s a male name.

So he’s getting ready to jump her bones?

No comma needed.

It’s down to the bare bones of things.

Ra Ra Ra

When all is said and done,

We’re not the first to be here.

There’s nothing new underneath the sun.

If I forgot to tell you just what you want to hear.

Look back into the past and know your future’s here.

Oh, let it go.

You got to just remember, baby then you’ll know

You got to just surrender.

- Francis Eddie / Harry Cassanova

He’s actually excited because of the cost of toilet paper today

Now I see why Victoria’s Secret hired Megan Rapinoe as a “model”.

She’s going to enter a wet bandage contest.

Paging Dr. Freud… I have a mummy fixation…

Funny toon.

Baby you have one fine pelvis!

Dem bones!

I laughed out loud at this one ;-)

Mummies still have their flesh and skin?