Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 15, 2021

And sleeves; don’t forget the sleeves.

Dress by Omar the Tentmaker…

She looks like a pink Hershey’s kiss.

Well, it’s not bad for a first try-on & better that it’s too big than too small!

It needs a little padding in the shoulders.

Patty was warned…

With as little starch, it’ll prevent you from falling.

Not enough gussets, Marcie

Is this what they mean by “tented for termites”?

Charles Schulz, the king of an uneasy set-up to an ultimate disaster that ruins everything and nullifies the effort of a character to achieve something. Peanuts were a staple in dark, life-like comedy before it was cool. Some of its lows are kinda comparable to BoJack Horseman. Man. If only Charlie Brown’s life wasn’t like Squid Game all the time.

Peppermint Patty in full pirouette!! Oh, ummm… Yes, gussets were needed!

Maybe some sleeves and a belt will help.

Skate a routine in that, and the judges will have to give you the prize.

hey look, peppermint Patty is a game piece for a board game. :D

how long until patty has a rant about what a crummy job marcie did?

Another thought I is to shorten it in to a simple circle skirt

More like a skating muumuu…

And just yesterday Peppermint Patty tried to do damage control for Kamala Harris by coming out and admitting that she’s mentally challenged. Edited for PC purposes but the point remains the same. To paraphrase Hank Hill, “the girl just ain’t right”.

No, PP may do better with her arms INSIDE the dress.

You should cut it shorter and add sleeves.

it needs a belt

Maybe hire a seamstress or learn to sew yourself!

“It might need a few alterations, sir.”

Maybe ponchos will become a thing again. It’s happened before.

Someone email the colorist! It’s supposed to be red!

Needs a hood.

Hey PP, maybe Thanksgiving dinner at Chuck’s will cheer you up!

Call it a skating poncho and call it a day, Marcy.

That’s what she gets for bullying her into making the dress.

When patty does a pirouette, she’ll look like a whirling dervish

Peppermint Patty looks a little like the freckled red-haired girl on the cinnamon and sugar jar.

Hey, Marcie told her she couldn’t sew…

On the bright side, Patty, now you can go to the hair salon and not have to worry about sharing the other customers’ germs because you’ll have a cape of your own.

u get what u pay for

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

It looks like one of those cones the vet makes dogs wear,

and adjust it to your body of course…….

Definitely needs sequins.

Or if Peppermint Patty get’s replaced with a Christmas tree.

“What I ordered vs What I got” https://www.google.com/search?q=what+i+ordered+vs+what+i+got+meme&tbm=isch

“Sewed?”

Sure looks like Patty doesn’t take an XXL.