Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 17, 2021

Ask your dad to buy you a dress, he’ll do anything for his rare gem.

It’s always somebody else’s fault, isn’t it, Patty ?

Bet it’s warm though, huh PP?

It’s all about you, Patty. It’s all about you.

get a haircut

Patrick Bouvier Kennedy

Shoulda picked a skating coach with human anatomy!

Quick Snoopy, break out a boom box with Travis Tritt singing "Here’s a Quarter, call someone who cares. "

“Stupid Marcie”? I never thought I’d say this, but, Patty? Learn MATH.

That’s not true, PP. Watch Snoopy give you the cold shoulder! :D

Next up – Peppermint Patty cries.

As Paul Anka would say in today’s world: “Don’t put you head on my shoulder…”

Dogs have shoulders. The shoulder of a dog (and the other four-legged animals) has bones attached by ligaments and tendons. https://wagwalking.com/condition/shoulder-joint-ligament-and-tendon-conditions

Actually, he does – but they’re kind of small…

Sure…blame Marcie for YOUR not listening and demanding that she make a dress for you!

Well, Peppermint Patty, I’m a dog. I do have shoulders, but I’d rather a belly rub.

But he’s Snoopy, he can do almost anything, also, DON’T LAME MARCIE!, SHE TOLD YOU SHE CAN’T SEW, AND STILL YOU PRESSURE HER TO MAKE YOU A DRESS!

Look at PP. She has no more shoulder here, than Snoopy does.

Why doesn’t she just ask her father for a new dress? You’re his little gem.

Oksana Baiul has same pink dress and cries ON coaches shoulders

Jump to 5:50 and 6:38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_fvrG3f0fI

Cry on his nose,that’s just as good.

And you’ll notice she left the house with t he “bad dress”,rather than taking it off and leaving it there.

Cut holes for your arms, tie it around the waist with a ribbon.

Linus should add a little tinsel and she can be a Christmas tree

It’s not a total loss, she can wear it to get her hair cut!

Yes he does. And Marcie told you she can’t sew. So given that I’d say you’re extremely lucky that skating dress looks as good as it does. It could look a ton worse.

That “dress” makes you look like you don’t have any shoulders either, Patty.

Do dogs have shoulders? Schulz had a storyline where Snoopy needed knee surgery, but ended it by saying dogs don’t have knees.

I almost expected Snoopy to say “bleah”

My stepfather had a jacket for skating that had 15,000 sequins hand sewed on it.

Don’t be anashoulderophobic, Lucy.

But Snoopy shall save the day!