The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 26, 2021

My blood sugar went up to 250 just by looking at that bowl full of chocolate.

I buy candy I don’t like! Doubt my willpower.

And … Gladys’ plan, comes to full fruition!!! More for me and none for thee!!!

/SHMIRK/

Don’t count on any being left If there mounds or almond joy

Are you trying to poison the neighborhood children, Gladys?

I don’t buy chocolate bars anymore, but I’d never have bought anything with coconut in it whe I did buy chocolate bars. Blech!

Since when do kids not like Mounds bars, Brutus? I love ’em and always have.

you can always tell when someone has an evil plan by the bwa ha ha…

unless I come along, I love me some coconuts in and on my candy! :D she is smart though. too bad that just makes your house more likely to get TP’d.

Brutus, outdone by the very clever Gladys. But she shore can cook.

The only thing better than chocolate-covered coconut is chocolate-covered toasted coconut (as in Girl Scout Samoas or Keebler Coconut Dreams).

Love coconut!!!!! And chocolate, especially dark chocolate!!!

I’m trying to remember even one time in years of handing out Halloween candy that a kid ever complained or looked disparagingly at whatever was dumped into their bag.

An example of a shrewd woman…….oh yeah!

I understand the concept… For Christmas I would buy my (now Former) wife a nice pair of shoes in my size and style. Never understood why she kept asking for gift cards instead. : )

She had to get something she loved so she can finish the leftover candy…

That’s what I do too but the kids still take them whether they like them or not. Result of left overs is still the same….

I get the feeling that Brutus is one of those who doesn’t like coconut candy.

Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don`t

This is exactly my thought when someone doesn’t like something that I like… “Yay, more for me!” And I’m happy to give them the Nutella and olives that I don’t want.

Aren’t those Mounds and Almond Joys? Give me more.

Gladys tries to torture kids with evil Mounds bars. Your house will have lots of egg on it tomorrow, Brutus.

Very good plan, Gladys!

Gladys is a woman after my own heart!

I like chocolate and coconut.

Growing up I loved coconut, in candy and Mom’s homemade coconut cookies. But, somewhere in my thirties I lost the taste for those treats. They seemed way too sweet.