The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 28, 2021

Gladys and I think alike!

I’ d like too, but I can’t, as I wrote yesterday.

I’d much rather celebrate bacon every day.

Us readers can plainly see that Gladys is consumed by the consumption of chocolate!!

/SHMIRK/

You can celebrate chocolate every day?! Now you tell me!

I eat my share of chocolate but I did not know that it was celebrating.

Darn! And I already ate the Halloween candy. It’s a good thing we don’t get trick-or-treaters.

That works for me. Chocolate’s a HUGE weakness with me.;-D

Is there a day that is a no chocolate day?

Chocolate is the one daily pleasure I DON’T feel guilty about. Don’t ask! :)

Can’t win for losing can you, Brutus?

We bought a T-shirt for a friend that said:

CHOCOLATE: IT’S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANY MORE

i think i’ll celebrate with some choco choco chip ice cream right now…

yeah, who cares what the calendar says, if I want me something I’m gonna have me that something. wither it’s chocolate or coffee or… okay we get thee idea.

But it must be dark chocolate, preferably between 70-85%.

Among other things such as National Sarcasm Day.

I love the look on his face in panel 3,

I have chocolate sundaes in the freezer compartment. Yummy.

Me too, Gladys! And definitely dark chocolate, none of that white “chocolate” stuff. Bonus that dark chocolate has some antioxidants on top of being yummy.

It’s a religion for some…….

This is precisely the same logic I use to not celebrate the Hallmark holiday known as Valentines Day.

I show my love to my girlfriend every opportunity I get. So one day made up just to make money (and I am a capitalist) is nothing. What about the other 364 days of the year?

Now…….as for chocolate – chocolate is a food group. Vital for life. Should have known there was an issue with my now ex-wife when she said she was not a big fan of chocolate. That’s just wrong. (thankfully now we are still pretty friendly)

Yup. Every Day Is Beer Day in Martinez!

I KNEW there was a reason I decided to have Nutty Buddies for breakfast ! Here I thought it was just because I was lazy.

A prelude to pig out on chocolate on Halloween.

Talks cheap Brutus, Gladys might have been thrilled if you had a big box of chocolates in your hand.

Careful Brutus – she might be thrilled IF you don’t come home. Don’t spoil her with nothing – where’s the 10 lb box assorted?

i second that motion. Brake out the Hersey bars. I get the ones with almonds

Face like mine, every day is Halloween. (jk)

Ah! so that’s why her smile resides in a cup overnight.

And twice on Sunday! Right, Gladys?

FYI: The government has declared that anything that contains coco butter can be called chocolate. Since suntan lotion contains coco butter you could legally call it chocolate. A candy bar containing coco butter but lemon flavored is a chocolate bar and can be labeled as such.