The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 01, 2021

Peter picked his own peppers. No produce pro participated.

Prosecute the purveyor of poisoned pickled peppers with impunity.

Probably procured poison with the premeditated purpose of purging Peter from the premises!

I hated his music anyways.

His next of kin" Pied Piper?

Open his mouth. Let’s see if his tongue is twisted.

I suspect Clara Clifford, the kleptomaniac from Cleveland who once copped Claude Cooper’s clean copper clappers, which were kept in the closet.

Oh my. This will be in the headlines of tomorrow’s newspeppers.

Put publicity pronto! Perp’s probably packing poinsettia!

Now we just have to Produce the evidence. We’re in a pickle.

Peter Piper’s passing was covered by a “Cub Reporter” ! (Aviation humor)!

I thought it was a peck of peppers?

You can say that again, detective.

If two witches were watching two watches

Which witch was watching with watch?

Possibly…

He minded too many P’s and not enough Q’s.

Clever

Ain’t Alliterative Al. Al always ate alliums.

One of Johnny’s funnier skits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBRr-ri5PI

PRECISELY.

Poor Peter probably pooped and peed his pants when he passed.

Poor poor Peter…

If only he’d been eating peas, he’d still be alive.

Perp is probably packing.

That’s no ordinary Detective, that’s Captain Al Literation!

He definitely got a tongue twister.

I said it out loud quickly just to show off… now I’m untangling my tongue.

PUT ON A MASK! Say it don’t spray it.

Are you perfectly positive he wasn’t polished off by ptomaine?

Have Jack Webb say it, with a straight face.

Or, they are Carolina Reaper peppers, according to Occam’s razor.

Picking all those peppers was bound to catch up with him eventually.

Positively, possibly, and probably plausible!

An alert alliterationist.

The case that forced the early retirement of one detective Porky Pig.

The alliterate killer strikes again!

It’s not often that you see a plethora of P’s or K’s (Bravo, Dirty Dragon.).