Peter picked his own peppers. No produce pro participated.
Prosecute the purveyor of poisoned pickled peppers with impunity.
Probably procured poison with the premeditated purpose of purging Peter from the premises!
I hated his music anyways.
His next of kin" Pied Piper?
Open his mouth. Let’s see if his tongue is twisted.
I suspect Clara Clifford, the kleptomaniac from Cleveland who once copped Claude Cooper’s clean copper clappers, which were kept in the closet.
Oh my. This will be in the headlines of tomorrow’s newspeppers.
Put publicity pronto! Perp’s probably packing poinsettia!
Now we just have to Produce the evidence. We’re in a pickle.
Peter Piper’s passing was covered by a “Cub Reporter” ! (Aviation humor)!
I thought it was a peck of peppers?
You can say that again, detective.
If two witches were watching two watches
Which witch was watching with watch?
Possibly…
He minded too many P’s and not enough Q’s.
Clever
Ain’t Alliterative Al. Al always ate alliums.
One of Johnny’s funnier skits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBRr-ri5PI
PRECISELY.
Poor Peter probably pooped and peed his pants when he passed.
Poor poor Peter…
If only he’d been eating peas, he’d still be alive.
Perp is probably packing.
That’s no ordinary Detective, that’s Captain Al Literation!
He definitely got a tongue twister.
I said it out loud quickly just to show off… now I’m untangling my tongue.
PUT ON A MASK! Say it don’t spray it.
Are you perfectly positive he wasn’t polished off by ptomaine?
Have Jack Webb say it, with a straight face.
Or, they are Carolina Reaper peppers, according to Occam’s razor.
Picking all those peppers was bound to catch up with him eventually.
Positively, possibly, and probably plausible!
An alert alliterationist.
The case that forced the early retirement of one detective Porky Pig.
The alliterate killer strikes again!
It’s not often that you see a plethora of P’s or K’s (Bravo, Dirty Dragon.).
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
Peter picked his own peppers. No produce pro participated.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
Prosecute the purveyor of poisoned pickled peppers with impunity.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Probably procured poison with the premeditated purpose of purging Peter from the premises!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
I hated his music anyways.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] over 3 years ago
His next of kin" Pied Piper?
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Open his mouth. Let’s see if his tongue is twisted.
Dirty Dragon over 3 years ago
I suspect Clara Clifford, the kleptomaniac from Cleveland who once copped Claude Cooper’s clean copper clappers, which were kept in the closet.
Gent over 3 years ago
Oh my. This will be in the headlines of tomorrow’s newspeppers.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Put publicity pronto! Perp’s probably packing poinsettia!
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
Now we just have to Produce the evidence. We’re in a pickle.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Peter Piper’s passing was covered by a “Cub Reporter” ! (Aviation humor)!
posse1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I thought it was a peck of peppers?
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
You can say that again, detective.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
If two witches were watching two watches
Which witch was watching with watch?
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
Possibly…
uniquename over 3 years ago
He minded too many P’s and not enough Q’s.
philwinn over 3 years ago
Clever
Nuliajuk over 3 years ago
Ain’t Alliterative Al. Al always ate alliums.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
One of Johnny’s funnier skits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBRr-ri5PI
StratmanRon over 3 years ago
PRECISELY.
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
Poor Peter probably pooped and peed his pants when he passed.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Poor poor Peter…
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
If only he’d been eating peas, he’d still be alive.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Perp is probably packing.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s no ordinary Detective, that’s Captain Al Literation!
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
He definitely got a tongue twister.
KEA over 3 years ago
I said it out loud quickly just to show off… now I’m untangling my tongue.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
PUT ON A MASK! Say it don’t spray it.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Are you perfectly positive he wasn’t polished off by ptomaine?
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
Have Jack Webb say it, with a straight face.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Or, they are Carolina Reaper peppers, according to Occam’s razor.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 3 years ago
Picking all those peppers was bound to catch up with him eventually.
WCraft over 3 years ago
Positively, possibly, and probably plausible!
AndrewSharpe over 3 years ago
An alert alliterationist.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
The case that forced the early retirement of one detective Porky Pig.
Daeder over 3 years ago
The alliterate killer strikes again!
Kabana_Bhoy over 3 years ago
It’s not often that you see a plethora of P’s or K’s (Bravo, Dirty Dragon.).