Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 13, 2021

I sense that you are a gambler

Never double down on the guy with the sickle.

I hope she slaps him.

You really don’t want to get hit with a “blackjack” during any reading.

“It’s Bad Luck to be Superstitious.”…… (I read this one liner joke years ago. It takes a second to catch the pun)

The more you think, the more you think you know.

He doesn’t pay up, that’s one thing very likely to happen in the near future.

I saw a black cat walk over a broken mirror under a ladder, so I threw some salt over my shoulder.

She: uh, upside the head or a card?

I once bought a French tarot deck. It turns out “tarot” just means playing cards in France. :)

One swipe and you are out of here.

Careful what you wish for.