That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 26, 2021

The Persians outnumbered the Greeks 20 to 1, so the Greeks hoped to temporarily shock them by showing up naked.

“Do you boys think this hat makes me look fat?”

Leonidas had made a decision / which required steel nerves and precision. / Leo gripped his sharp blade, / grit his teeth and then made / himself Jewish by self-circumcision.

“Who’s in command here?”

“Ain’t you?”

Well, at least they can’t beat the pants off us again!

The first display of reefer madness, and the original ‘pot’ head

Spartans, partying here, later lost / to the Persians at very great cost. / Yet before that famed fight, / drunk and naked, all night / they aimed rings, but at what were they tossed?

This is the last time I play group strip poker with Xerxes!

I know he’s cheating!! I just haven’t figured out how.

They orgied like no tomorrow

but found to their lasting sorrow,

pleasure was fleeting

when war gods were meting

out naught but “the horror, the horror.”

Great Moments in Very Nearly Phallic Portraiture.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, people. Who didn’t use an antiperspirant?

“Best damn toga party……Ever!!! "

That moment just before a Spartan tripped over some idiot tying his sandal and ran his spear thru Leonidnas accidentally.

Original “Tits and Ass” scene from “A Chorus Line”…..

When you’ve come to the end of your rope/ and there’s not the least vestige of hope/ the Spartan solution/ (it’s in their Constitution!)/ is to find someone naked to grope..

This scene is rated XerXes.

Wait, wait, is this a battle or an orgy? (with Spartans, its hard to tell the difference)

Directors cut?

Losers outside a clothing store on Black Friday.

Please, when using your sword, don’t beat around the bush.

Leonidas wondering why all the Persians are pointing and laughing.

The genre of swords and sandals/ was refreshingly free from scandals/ while porn still holds a place/ not quite free from disgrace/ for the guy in black socks – with “love handles”.

Nuthin’ prompts perversion like the presence of a Persian in the mor-or-ornin’…

This is my first orgy I don’t need a sword only my staff!

Ever ask yourself what are all these naked people with weapons, but no armor, doing outside on what is apparently a grey and dismal day, and gathered in what looks like a cave entrance? This is neither an orgy nor a battle; it looks like a group of mentally ill folks, or perhaps a homeless camp under a highway overpass.

Mass pubic shaving during the Punic Wars.

Michigan State Spartans locker room after the game.

These Manscaped commercials are getting weird.

Leonidas at Thermopylae: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jacques-Louis_David_-_Leonidas_at_Thermopylae_-_WGA6095.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this huge painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/10/masterpiece-2815.html 

I have added a comment there (already approved by Mr. Melcher) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 8 works by this artist have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/03/02?comments=visible 

has the prior (the here links in my blog entry comment point to the artist info URLs in my comment there, plus a couple more ).

Who are the people selling the big pretzels???? :)

Better re sheath is mighty sword.

“Everyone! I call this meeting of the WCTU to order!”

Greece and Persia were two warring nations. / They’d been enemies for generations. / Leonidas might yell, / “Tonight, we dine in Hell!” / But I doubt that he made reservations. /// A devil was their maître d’ / when three hundred came thirsting for tea. / They got what they deserved / and were expertly served / to each other, in wine fricassee.

NUDE, RAPING AND PILILGING that is why old time wars were so popular, winner or loser. sex followed after the fighting.

I better not add any women to this picture. I don’t want my friends to start thinking I’m getting other ideas …

Whoa! What was in the drink you gave me? Last I remember, I was in a tavern; enjoying your company!