Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 12, 2021

When the roof starts leaking because the house is in the cloud, make sure that your landlord fixes it.

Lessee unfair economics.

So now he doesn’t have to mow the lawn.

Pam: (audible eyeroll)

Virtual Realty.

Well, that proves it. Pam doesn’t suffer fools, but Cliff knows a sucker (giggles)

Yay! He’s finally starting to show some sense!

“For pennies a day this lovely .jpg can be all yours!”

“How many pennies a day?”

“It doesn’t matter, they’re pennies.”

“Oh, okay then.”

(1,734 pennies a day, to be precise.)

Funny. Brewster is almost as dumb as our hero Popeye!

Cliff’s renting them out on Airbnb.

So long as he used virtual money, then, no problem.

With option, I hope…?

Reminds me of when we lived in San Francisco. I sold Rapture Insurance as a sideline. Idiots would send money on the promise that I would look after their possessions and pets after they got raptured. Was able to buy a new car.

So once again he has idiot of the month sewed up. He’s gonna retire that award.

Since Brewster intellectual problems are job related, i.e. to many alien brain probes, you would think he’s entitled to some kind disability compensation.

A fool and his money are soon parted. How did the fool get his money in the first place? An inheritance? He found it abandoned on the street.

Good thinking. That way the landlord is responsible for the virtual property taxes!